Frank Lampard is a useless manager

[Simon Buttle]

It’s funny to laugh at them knowing how poor he ended up being with us, yet we had people on here wanting Moyes back because he “knows the club”.

He was always going to be poor though, I'm not sure why anyone thought that someone with such limited experience was up to the job of taking on a squad of misfits that were hurtling towards the bottom of the table. As for Moyes, well West Ham have really just shown his limitations as a manager. When he first went he galvanized the squad and had them pushing up the table and getting results. This season when the club have wanted to push on and take that next step after spending huge money in the summer window, Moyes starts to struggle and look a bit lost.

 

[MikeH72]

Mad that most of our recently departed managers have walked into better jobs, apart from Benitez who sits at home sweating like a pig in his 46 inch waist undies.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Looks like " fatty, who knows the area " has been overlooked by another cloob.

I believe Rochdale are looking for a new manager.

Benitez wouldn't be interested in a return to that cockney cesspit.

He'll have his sights likely set on a team who'll be in the Champions League next season.

 

[COYBL25]

Benitez wouldn't be interested in a return to that cockney cesspit.

He'll have his sights likely set on a team who'll be in the Champions League next season.

Sad to see that he`s started using drugs, to alleviate the boredom of long term unemployment.

On the plus side, he may lose a bit of weight.

 

[stony]

I like Lampard. I wouldn't want him to manage us though.

 

[MikeH72]

Benitez wouldn't be interested in a return to that cockney cesspit.

He'll have his sights likely set on a team who'll be in the Champions League next season.

@COYBL25 here you go, Chelsea not good enough for him. Neither are Spurs, Man Utd, Bayern Munich, Dortmund, PSG or any of the other top teams that have been looking for a new manager at some point since he lost his job at Everton. He must really be holding out for a top TOP job, I can’t wait to see where he ends up. He’s narrowed the list right down here.

 

[COYBL25]

@COYBL25 here you go, Chelsea not good enough for him. Neither are Spurs, Man Utd, Bayern Munich, Dortmund, PSG or any of the other top teams that have been looking for a new manager at some point since he lost his job at Everton. He must really be holding out for a top TOP job, I can’t wait to see where he ends up. He’s narrowed the list right down here.

He`s waiting for the beggar outside Farm Foods, in the Pyramid Centre, Birkenhead, to get arrested, so he can take his pitch.

 

[Harryflashman]

Mad to think he got outwitted by southampton at home and will be in the dugout against Real Madrid next week.
I hope he wins every game and signs alex iwobi in the summer for £50m

If he has half the luck our managers have , we’ll Probably realise Iwobi on a free on a Friday and he’ll be at the bernabeu holding a shirt by Sunday lunchtime .

 

[tommye]

Looks like " fatty, who knows the area " has been overlooked by another cloob.

I believe Rochdale are looking for a new manager.

Just drove through Rochdale. What a 'kin pit

 

[Yarrgh]

Mad that most of our recently departed managers have walked into better jobs, apart from Benitez who sits at home sweating like a pig in his 46 inch waist undies.

You'd be sweating too if your undies were 4 inches too small!

 

[COYBL25]

Just drove through Rochdale. What a 'kin pit

It’s one of those places, that’s stunning on the outskirts - the moors and the countryside, but the town centre is rank.

 

[tommye]

It’s one of those places, that’s stunning on the outskirts - the moors and the countryside, but the town centre is rank.

Im working in Middleton.
Not the nice bit unfortunately.

 

[COYBL25]

Im working in Middleton.
Not the nice bit unfortunately.

I`ve done runs on the moors around Whitworth and Littleborough, there`s some serious money and properties out there.

In saying that, I don`think they class themselves as being part of Rochdale lol

 

[ToffeeScot]

Confirmed as caretaker until the end of the season. Bizarre.

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

The footballing gods are smiling down on Frank.