2022/23 Frank Lampard

[blue to the bone]

I genuinely look at every side in the prem now and think they're better than us.

I don't

 

[Gilbert..]

I don't

Why. Most out play us. Most look like they have some threat. Most have spells in games their midfield look in control.

We hardly do any of them.

 

[BALDHEAD]

Chelsea continued to pay his wages and kept him ‘on the staff’ for like 6 months to avoid giving him an upfront pay out didnt they?

There would have been no point in that as it would have added up to the same amount.

 

[blue to the bone]

Why. Most out play us. Most look like they have some threat. Most have spells in games their midfield look in control.

We hardly do any of them.

There is no way that Fulham are 16 points better then us with the players both have.
We are terribly coached would be the reason I'd say.

 

[Gilbert..]

There is no way that Fulham are 16 points better then us with the players both have.
We are terribly coached would be the reason I'd say.

Oh please. Just stop this. We've been dross for the past 4 to 5 years. Only ancelotti polished a turd and even then the performances were mostly dreadful.
Two of the most experienced managers in world football. Why couldnt they coach better?

We recruit poor. We end up with a poor team. Its not that difficult.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Had a look at what Chat GPT would come up with as a press release.

Everton have today confirmed the sacking of manager Frank Lampard. Chairman Bill Kenwright said "We are determined not to be a museum and to move Everton forward. With that in mind, we have made the decision to part ways with Frank Lampard. We wish him all the best for the future." Everton are now searching for a new manager as they ambitiously look to the future. A new manager will be confirmed in due course by the Club. #EvertonFC #FrankLampard


I gave it this brief:
Write a short press release to confirm Everton have sacked Frank Lampard. Include quotes from the chairman Bill Kenwright, include the term 'Everton are determined not to be a museum'. Include reference to 'the Club'. Include an update on the search for a new manager.


Mad lol

If it had said "We are determined not to be a museum and to move Everton forward" said Bill Kenwright Chairman and Chief museum curator at Everton Football Club then we could all jack this in before technology wipes us out as AI would have clearly become self aware.

Embarrassing that we pay him that when he was only on 75k a week at chelsea

That's the problem in a nutshell we have to pay more money than the top clubs to bribe anyone to come here.

 

[Wat Tyler]

SACK HIM

 

[Dixieslaces]

Welcome Potter!

 

[maccavennie]

Dear Frank

The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points

That should do it, you can thank me all at 4:50pm Saturday

 

[blue to the bone]

Oh please. Just stop this. We've been dross for the past 4 to 5 years. Only ancelotti polished a turd and even then the performances were mostly dreadful.
Two of the most experienced managers in world football. Why couldnt they coach better?

We recruit poor. We end up with a poor team. Its not that difficult.

Ya. Because players like Bobby Reid, antonee Robinson, Tim ream , Harrison Reed, a washed up Willian and such are all top quality.
We have recruit poor but we also have a terrible manager who wouldn't get a job in the top half of the championship.
We should be doin better then we are . And no matter how many times you say it I won't agree on that .
Ps. You ate counting Benitez as a top coach . Hahahahahahaahha

 

[Gilbert..]

Ya. Because players like Bobby Reid, antonee Robinson, Tim ream , Harrison Reed, a washed up Willian and such are all top quality.
We have recruit poor but we also have a terrible manager who wouldn't get a job in the top half of the championship.
We should be doin better then we are . And no matter how many times you say it I won't agree on that .
Ps. You ate counting Benitez as a top coach . Hahahahahahaahha

I said most experienced coaches.

You keep on thinking it fella. There isnt a squad in the prem i wouldnt object to swapping with. We're dog sh!t.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Dear Frank

The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points
The power of Christ compels you to get 3 points

That should do it, you can thank me all at 4:50pm Saturday

If not his head will be spinning and masses of green goo will be expunged in his direction.

 

[blue to the bone]

I said most experienced coaches.

You keep on thinking it fella. There isnt a squad in the prem i wouldnt object to swapping with. We're dog sh!t.

OK. You keep thinking we have a good manager. His next job will be with bein sports .

 

[allen]

Had a look at what Chat GPT would come up with as a press release.

Everton have today confirmed the sacking of manager Frank Lampard. Chairman Bill Kenwright said "We are determined not to be a museum and to move Everton forward. With that in mind, we have made the decision to part ways with Frank Lampard. We wish him all the best for the future." Everton are now searching for a new manager as they ambitiously look to the future. A new manager will be confirmed in due course by the Club. #EvertonFC #FrankLampard


I gave it this brief:
Write a short press release to confirm Everton have sacked Frank Lampard. Include quotes from the chairman Bill Kenwright, include the term 'Everton are determined not to be a museum'. Include reference to 'the Club'. Include an update on the search for a new manager.


Mad lol

I can’t get enough of ChatGPT:

“We apologise for any inconvenience caused during Mr. Moshiri's recent visit to Goodison Park. We understand that the strength of his flatulence led to the evacuation of the Main Stand. We assure our fans and staff that steps will be taken to prevent such incidents in the future. #Everton #GoodisonPark”

 

[Gilbert..]

OK. You keep thinking we have a good manager. His next job will be with bein sports .

i didnt say we had a good manager. I said crap players.
Stop making sh!t up. You sound a tool.