Not Safe For Work! Friday night relationship advice thread

[carlos21]

Good evening everyone.

 

[magicjuan]

Battle of wills going on in the Goat household here lads and ladies and after some advice.

My Wife is super chill, she never demands things of me, she always implies or suggests, but she never ever demands. So when she suggests things, I am always more inclined to do what she suggests, cos otherwise that would make me an arsehole, right?

The boy has got a new job in Cheshire Oaks, she wants to go tomorrow, visit his workplace, for some food and pick him up after work, after some walking around the shops. The problem is, he finishes at 7pm and I really wanna sit in my boxers all day and watch the footy.

Nothing will happen if I choose football, I wont be "punished", I wont get the cold shoulder, she will just get the bus, with my Grandson and come home on the bus after work with the boy.

But I feel like I should make the effort, for her.

So my question is, how do I become a non-feeling cyborg? And should I bin the footy off and make a day of it with the family?



If anybody else has any relationship questions, I feel this is the place to ask.

Let's be honest here, as soon as she leaves your going to pull down your kecks and take it off its hinges aren't you?

 

[Littlesue]

Is Cheshire Oaks a bit like our Merry Hill?? If so no Charity Shops??

 

[Rich1878]

Is Cheshire Oaks a bit like our Merry Hill?? If so no Charity Shops??

Don't think they have any charity shops in Cheshire Oaks

 

[COYBL25]

Is Cheshire Oaks a bit like our Merry Hill?? If so no Charity Shops??

Have you seen Dawn of the Dead, where they’re holed up in the shopping centre / mall ?

 

[tommye]

Get to Cheshire Oaks pal.
It's for the greater good.

I shall pray for you

 

[tommye]

Have you seen Dawn of the Dead, where they’re holed up in the shopping centre / mall ?

That was filmed live in the Pyramid Centre

 

[COYBL25]

That was filmed live in the Pyramid Centre

Day of the Dead was filmed in the Strand

 

[tommye]

Day of the Dead was filmed in the Strand

Monday morning as the pisshead posse headed for the Post Office

 

[Kurt.]

Battle of wills going on in the Goat household here lads and ladies and after some advice.

My Wife is super chill, she never demands things of me, she always implies or suggests, but she never ever demands. So when she suggests things, I am always more inclined to do what she suggests, cos otherwise that would make me an arsehole, right?

The boy has got a new job in Cheshire Oaks, she wants to go tomorrow, visit his workplace, for some food and pick him up after work, after some walking around the shops. The problem is, he finishes at 7pm and I really wanna sit in my boxers all day and watch the footy.

Nothing will happen if I choose football, I wont be "punished", I wont get the cold shoulder, she will just get the bus, with my Grandson and come home on the bus after work with the boy.

But I feel like I should make the effort, for her.

So my question is, how do I become a non-feeling cyborg? And should I bin the footy off and make a day of it with the family?



If anybody else has any relationship questions, I feel this is the place to ask.

Simple answer … you either want a blowjob and a quiet week…. Or you don’t

 

[LostLegend]

Day of the Dead was filmed in the Strand

Fun fact, most of the zombies were played by the night shift at my work place. No make up/costumes or anything.

 

[verreauxi]

Battle of wills going on in the Goat household here lads and ladies and after some advice.

My Wife is super chill, she never demands things of me, she always implies or suggests, but she never ever demands. So when she suggests things, I am always more inclined to do what she suggests, cos otherwise that would make me an arsehole, right?

The boy has got a new job in Cheshire Oaks, she wants to go tomorrow, visit his workplace, for some food and pick him up after work, after some walking around the shops. The problem is, he finishes at 7pm and I really wanna sit in my boxers all day and watch the footy.

Nothing will happen if I choose football, I wont be "punished", I wont get the cold shoulder, she will just get the bus, with my Grandson and come home on the bus after work with the boy.

But I feel like I should make the effort, for her.

So my question is, how do I become a non-feeling cyborg? And should I bin the footy off and make a day of it with the family?



If anybody else has any relationship questions, I feel this is the place to ask.

Go with the missus. It will be fine.

 

[Clarky cat]

Drive your lovely wife to where she wants to go, give her a shiny couple of £20 notes and tell her to buy something for herself as she deserves it. As you are a married man there should be no need to go over your disgust of shopping centres and the like so if you need to say anything, say “40 quid, love you”.
Before she asks you what you are still doing in the car, strip down to your underpants and get your smartphone out. She might ask what you are doing to which you reply “watching the football, see you in a bit love”. Don’t forget to shout “large Big Mac meal” before she disappears out of view.
You’re welcome.

Or… spend some time with your partner and rack up some points to use later in the year when you need them.

 

[Kurt.]

Ah, places to be avoided, then.

That said, put on your big boy pants,

All of his pants are big boy ones

 

[Blue 1]

Battle of wills going on in the Goat household here lads and ladies and after some advice.

My Wife is super chill, she never demands things of me, she always implies or suggests, but she never ever demands. So when she suggests things, I am always more inclined to do what she suggests, cos otherwise that would make me an arsehole, right?

The boy has got a new job in Cheshire Oaks, she wants to go tomorrow, visit his workplace, for some food and pick him up after work, after some walking around the shops. The problem is, he finishes at 7pm and I really wanna sit in my boxers all day and watch the footy.

Nothing will happen if I choose football, I wont be "punished", I wont get the cold shoulder, she will just get the bus, with my Grandson and come home on the bus after work with the boy.

But I feel like I should make the effort, for her.

So my question is, how do I become a non-feeling cyborg? And should I bin the footy off and make a day of it with the family?



If anybody else has any relationship questions, I feel this is the place to ask.

Bin off the footy. It'll only do your head in anyway.

Go and have some nice scran with your Mrs, and see your lad at work. You'll earn a few celestial coins.