Not Safe For Work! Friday night relationship advice thread

[Goat]

Simple answer … you either want a blowjob and a quiet week…. Or you don’t

A blowjob?

LOL

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway @Goat if it’s any consolation to you, I have a whole weekend to myself ….with no jobs to do…. As the mrs is working overtime all weekend



Edit :-
I could always take your place






I could sit in yours all day watching footy in my boxers

 

[tommye]

Simple answer … you either want a blowjob and a quiet week…. Or you don’t

You going to his to watch the footy again?

 

[Kurt.]

You going to his to watch the footy again?

I’d blow the whole of the park end if it meant I didn’t have to watch the match

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Is Cheshire Oaks a bit like our Merry Hill?? If so no Charity Shops??

Charity shop Sue.......

 

[Lobworm]

I’d blow the whole of the park end if it meant I didn’t have to watch the match

This is why I gave up my season ticket..

"will yer take me seaso for a blowy lad"

 

[TommyDavo]

Pension house etc. is it worth it? Just go with the flow

 

[Littlesue]

Charity shop Sue.......

One big one?

 

[Efcjake]

We aren't even playing this weekend. I cba watching other footy at the moment with us so grim.

That said, you lot don't know how easy you've all got it over there. I had to look a while to find a missus over here who could accept the not-getting-off-my-arse-and-watching-footy-all-day culture of our people.

Better off going to do it on a weekend when we aren't playing, keep her happy @Goat.

Still, to be fair, I can only imagine Cheshire Oaks is still absolute hell on earth. Grin and bear it. I bet they've got a Greggs.

 

[Littlesue]

If I was his wife I would be begging him to stay home as I can't stand looking round shops with any bloke but then again I prefer footy to shopping so we would be at home together

 

[Efcjake]

I'm definitely showing the missus this thread to show her just how good she has it.

Ta @Goat

 

[Rita_Poon]

We aren't even playing this weekend. I cba watching other footy at the moment with us so grim.

That said, you lot don't know how easy you've all got it over there. I had to look a while to find a missus over here who could accept the not-getting-off-my-arse-and-watching-footy-all-day culture of our people.

Better off going to do it on a weekend when we aren't playing, keep her happy @Goat.

Still, to be fair, I can only imagine Cheshire Oaks is still absolute hell on earth. Grin and bear it. I bet they've got a Greggs.

They don't at least last time they let me near, but they did have this little hot dog kiosk in the corner where the Adidas shop is. Get the one with the full works, the kraut with the kick, the mustard with the pep, the onions, the ketchup. They bake their own break so it's always fresh. Worth £6 of anyone's money.

 

[tommye]

You have two choices my friend.
You either have this every time the words Cheshire Oaks are even whispered in her presence...

...or you head up that M53 like a good boy.

 

[carlos21]

You have two choices my friend.
You either have this every time the words Cheshire Oaks are even whispered in her presence...

...or you head up that M53 like a good boy.

Hi Tommy.

 

[Goat]

You have two choices my friend.
You either have this every time the words Cheshire Oaks are even whispered in her presence...

...or you head up that M53 like a good boy.

Thats not the worst thing, I just realised its her Birthday next week, I cant help but feel im being played here........