Thanks @Bungle for starting this thread. We've always loved Joey but you've turned him into a cult hero.With lots of people now having more time to get out in the garden @Joey66 has been in his element dishing out invaluable advice.
Ask Joey your gardening questions here and tag @COYBL25 at the same time so that he can translate Joey's response.
I'll go first. Joey, please advise what would be best to bury my teenage son under or should I compost him? Any advice that avoids further criminal convictions would be welcome.