Gareth Barry

[oldblue]

He's got like 41 for pace on FIFA LOL he's rubbish.

Is that mph? Deceptive

 

[jal123]

Welbeck worries me as well, I sit just wide of the goal in the GSE, the utter carthorse will be aiming for me all game.

Bigger target than the goal to be fair.

 

[Goat]

Bigger target than the goal to be fair.

Oh wow.

In training me lad, got 6 weeks to get in my fighting weight for Wembers, gonna take an entire stand on my own.

 

[jal123]

Oh wow.

In training me lad, got 6 weeks to get in my fighting weight for Wembers, gonna take an entire stand on my own.

Hopefully the lower tier big lad.

Unless your fighting weight is ButterBean

 

[LinekersLegs]

Welbeck worries me as well, I sit just wide of the goal in the GSE, the utter carthorse will be aiming for me all game.

Ffs Goat you've all but gauranteed he'll score now!

 

[Prevenger17]

Besic better not get too comfortable in the starting lineup. He's only playing these next two games because Barry threw him some corn.

 

[Goat]

Ffs Goat you've all but gauranteed he'll score now!

I dont fear Grace Jones haired weapons.

 

[jal123]

Besic better not get too comfortable in the starting lineup. He's only playing these next two games because Barry threw him some corn.

He's proper hard though, haven't you seen his tattoos?

 

[Prevenger17]

He's proper hard though, haven't you seen his tattoos?

Mate, he slide tackled the referee down during 5 a side, proper bonkers. I hear he auto asphyxiates just to feel closer to death

 

[Goat]

Lads?

Show some respect to our best player.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It's basically this. Look at the plaudits Carrick gets at United, he's not as good as Barry but because he plays for them the press lap it up like he's the best old midfielder the world has ever seen.

Put a lobbed through ball over the top of Barry though and he's useless.

 

[jal123]

Put a lobbed through ball over the top of Barry though and he's useless.

That's the centre halves problem as soon as it goes over his head

 

[Prevenger17]

Put a lobbed through ball over the top of Barry though and he's useless.

Well yes, he can't magically grow on a whim.

 

[Baines' left foot]

That's the centre halves problem as soon as it goes over his head

Well yes, he can't magically grow on a whim.

FFS this is FIFA talk! Put Besic there and there's no problem.

 

[dano195]

He's got like 41 for pace on FIFA LOL he's rubbish.

So because a player is slow on a computer game it means he's rubbish? Just to make it clear...