Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
But this seems to happen every two years. The hype is just hilarious. "Hey, Jude, You've got this". Really? Adidas playing a blinder there for Germany by stoking the cult of personality that English football culture seems to demand, placing a putative saviour on a pedestal while readying him for a crashing fall.I'm getting 2006 vibes from this tournament so far.
Held in Germany, good group of players hyped up to ridiculous levels pre-tournament, serving up some of the most turgid, unwatchable football you could wish to see, principally because the manager is trying to fit all the biggest name players in rather than creating a balanced team and upsetting someone
I don't know if you have seen that ad, but I saw it last night for the first time and my jaw dropped open. Who was advising him? It's a small thing, but I found it toe-curling knowing how much he probably earned from it and how much they are going to scapegoat him when it all goes sadly wrong.
Unless the Slovaks end up as England's opponents. Then he can strut his stuff in a routine 3-0 win...and put off the evil day England actually have to play a competent side who will expose them.