JimmyJeffers
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I can drink more than all of youse and then go to graft the next day and not even be arsed
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My best mate and his then wife bought a decent pub in Norfolk, it was such a good pub and busy every night but they underestimated what it was like running a place. They don't talk anymore. It's a different world, testing lines at 8am, helping locals home at midnight on a Tuesday etcYeah...just realised how completely flawed my post is.
All drugs are legal where you live mate, heroin is in the tap waterI can drink more than all of youse and then go to graft the next day and not even be arsed
explains his posts...All drugs are legal where you live mate, heroin is in the tap water
I have heroin on my weetabix palAll drugs are legal where you live mate, heroin is in the tap water
Davey, there's no escaping a hangover at your age.Yes I have a raging one. No i am not proud of it.
Top tips for returning to a state of feeling semi-human again? I'm sure many will appreciate sound advice for tomorrow too.
Hangover and a black eye,jobs a guden.Kill or cure in the morning............. a small port and brandy has never failed me. Get back on it, if that dosen't work. Call yer missus a fat cow and go back to bed.
With alcohol being a diuretic, a large glass of water before bed defo helps combat this, despite the potential need to pee in the night.Pint of water before bed is a common but strange shout. I'd be getting up for a pee in an hour. Either that or getting up to the Mrs shouting coz I should have got out of bed before having a pee.
Dioralite is good, just the minimum when you get in, then some in the morning, then try and get some kip again.
Tried Myrkl a couple of years ago when they first came out here, they do what they purport to but it does take longer to get drunk.
Ah, man. I loved that coffee Patrón from the fridge.For someone ran pubs and was perpetually hungover for 10 years these where my go-to's.
Cafe Petron (Black one) shot of.
Jagermeister or Jagerbomb...also good for a cold a due to 50 odd herbs and spices.
Classic one Bloody Mary...heavy on the spice.
Fried Chicken & loads of Pepsi.
Old Jamaican Ginger beer and Angerstura bitters and fresh lime loads of ice.
Man lives in Lisbon, right?I can drink more than all of youse and then go to graft the next day and not even be arsed
Please. I was born on the ale. I lived in it. You modern snowflake people wouldn’t know a good solid session if it smacked you in the mouthMan lives in Lisbon, right?
They let children drink over there, such is the culture.
You'd be floored after two rounds of whiskey and a pint with a proper Brit.
Fanny.