How do we get our Everton back .

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Play the National Anthem each time Everton score a goal, stand up straight with chest puffed out, stare proudly and stoically (not with homicidal maniac stare but with a sort of “I’ve finally landed the woman of my absolute dreams gaze” looking upwards to the heavens symmetrically between each stand, allow lip to quiver very slightly but with a controlled stiff upper lip, right arm across chest with open hand flat across heart and allow eyes just that little bit of healthy unskilled tears which best denotes your love and passion for your beloved toffees, with everlasting thanks to your forbears for n o t b e I n g l i v e r p o o l RS
 

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