Time to change things up (which he unfortunately won't, but hey).
Robles (Christ, so long as he's our best option in goal we'll always be leaking goals right, left and centre. A pathetic goalkeeper)
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Coleman
Jagielka
Stones
Oviedo
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McCarthy (as a holding midfielder, to sit in front of the defence and literally do nothing more than protect them, get the ball and pass it to an attacking player - no offensive responsibilities whatsoever, he needs to help us defend, and sit deeper when the full backs are attacking)
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Besic
Barkley (both central midfield, Besic deeper, Barkley attacking in a free role)
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Kone
Mirallas (right and left wing or vice-versa)
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Lukaku (being assisted by Kone and Mirallas in attacking)
To line up like this...