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Player Valuation: £20m
He can't mate, for he is a gay fish.Never knew Kanye could play footie.
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He can't mate, for he is a gay fish.Never knew Kanye could play footie.
Haaaahahahaha Aston Villa's second best player is like winning the second ugliest man competition ffs.Whoscored.com rated him as Villa's second best player, FWIW. Anybody remember him when we played Lille in 2014?
How come this lad has been playing in the Prem and nobody seems to have seen him play. Yet when there is some jarg link to somebody from the Dutch/French/Russian league then people are falling over themselves to give opinions.
That's a bad thing, is it?He can't mate, for he is a gay fish.
Its not the gay part which stops him playing football. Its the fish part. Don't got legs mate.That's a bad thing, is it?
This.
I watched some Villa games. We all watched us spank em. Not once did this guy stand out against the utter turd of a side.
The only two of note were Ayew and Richards (barely).
He can't mate, for he is a gay fish.
He was the best player on the park when we played them last season.
Holy wow.Can you just clarify which game? Was it when we hammered them 4-0 and he was subbed at half time?
Or was it when we comfortably beat them 3-1, and the Birmingham Mail scored his display as 5/10 commenting 'offered nothing going forward and gave McCarthy and Barry an easy night against him'.
Cheers in advance.
WOOFCan you just clarify which game? Was it when we hammered them 4-0 and he was subbed at half time?
Or was it when we comfortably beat them 3-1, and the Birmingham Mail scored his display as 5/10 commenting 'offered nothing going forward and gave McCarthy and Barry an easy night against him'.
Cheers in advance.
WOOF
Can you just clarify which game? Was it when we hammered them 4-0 and he was subbed at half time?
Or was it when we comfortably beat them 3-1, and the Birmingham Mail scored his display as 5/10 commenting 'offered nothing going forward and gave McCarthy and Barry an easy night against him'.
Cheers in advance.