If you could have one superpower

[Rich1878]

Never age, so I'd live forever

 

[summerisle]

Will one be poking oneself just for starters?

That's my morning exercise regimen, I'd highly recommend it. Swearing optional.

 

[Littlesue]

Yes t

Never age, so I'd live forever

Yes this would be mine, I would stay 25 forever

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Telescopic Willy.

 

[Kurt.]

I would quite like the ability to freeze time but I can still freely move around, (bit like that 90s tv show that I have totally forgotten the name of). I think that would be quite good fun.

Eastenders ?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Have some dog treats in your pocket mate should work everytime

Would the treats be invisible? Be a bit of a giveaway. "Eh, a floating dog treat??? Must be an invisible type".

 

[Vintage]

Would the treats be invisible? Be a bit of a giveaway. "Eh, a floating dog treat??? Must be an invisible type".

An invisible dog treat? Don't be silly mate. Your deffo not a postman or magician anyways. Cup the non invisible dog treat in the hand which should make it invisible while it's covered by you. When no one is looking just lob the treat into the mutts gob

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Steady now. Time travel isn't so simple. You have to incorporate the movement of the planet. If you only travelled a few days forward or backwards you'd find yourself floating in space, unless you moved in the same way as earth.

Just enough for the euro million draws.
Every Tuesday and Friday.

 

[sdk]

Magical computer hacking skills allowing me to tap into financial systems and engage in asset redistribution on a global scale.

 

[sdk]

Failing that, I'd be content with a nice sandwich. Reuben or Cuban, surprise me.

 

[terryefc]

I've always envied the tail that kangaroos have. Sit down wherever and whenever I like. So I'd have one of them.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Invulnerability, then I'd become a tyrant

 

[verreauxi]

To be completely fluent in every single language in the world, even the obscure languages.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Never age, so I'd live forever

You'd get bored of living I think.

The earth will also one day not exist, so you'd be floating around in space begging for death.

 

[anton66]

Obviously go back 30 odd years and be able to read women’s minds. The filth coming out of them would be interesting and of course used to my advantage.