If you could have one superpower

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Cheers mate I'm just about to get stuck into a bowl of spaghetti Bolognese.

Blood Appetit

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

To award neg rep on this forum with accompanying anonymous comment please. Call me The Sniderman.

A man's gottta' have his priorities.

 

[goldfinchmule]

To be able to remember arguments word for word you have had with your mrs going back years..so when she brings them up you have your answers all lined up.

 

[magicjuan]

The power of guessing correctly, or maybe fingering to completion

 

[marnie]

To be able to remember arguments word for word you have had with your mrs going back years..so when she brings them up you have your answers all lined up.

FFFF That.............. never again.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The power of guessing correctly, or maybe fingering to completion

More Practice required!

 

[Cels]

I'd go for invisibility and follow ghost-hunting YouTubers, and the like, to the abandoned places they like to film in. When they're all set up to record and ask "If there's anyone here, please show us a sign" I'd throw a cup or something at them and shout "There's ya f'kin sign! Now GTF!", just to see them falling over each other trying to get out.

 

[Vintage]

Invulnerability, then I'd become a tyrant

 

[Yarrgh]

….by the way regarding invisibility you can find me in Scarlet Johansson’s bathroom

You and 20 other invisible super pervs.