If you could have one superpower

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Cheers mate I'm just about to get stuck into a bowl of spaghetti Bolognese.

Blood Appetit

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

To award neg rep on this forum with accompanying anonymous comment please. Call me The Sniderman.

A man's gottta' have his priorities.

 

[goldfinchmule]

To be able to remember arguments word for word you have had with your mrs going back years..so when she brings them up you have your answers all lined up.

 

[magicjuan]

The power of guessing correctly, or maybe fingering to completion

 

[marnie]

To be able to remember arguments word for word you have had with your mrs going back years..so when she brings them up you have your answers all lined up.

FFFF That.............. never again.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The power of guessing correctly, or maybe fingering to completion

More Practice required!

 

[Cels]

I'd go for invisibility and follow ghost-hunting YouTubers, and the like, to the abandoned places they like to film in. When they're all set up to record and ask "If there's anyone here, please show us a sign" I'd throw a cup or something at them and shout "There's ya f'kin sign! Now GTF!", just to see them falling over each other trying to get out.

 

[Vintage]

Invulnerability, then I'd become a tyrant

 

[Yarrgh]

….by the way regarding invisibility you can find me in Scarlet Johansson’s bathroom

You and 20 other invisible super pervs.

 

[gonetomorrow]

The power to give selfish and stupid people a slap just by thinking about it.

 

[Vintage]

I've always envied the tail that kangaroos have. Sit down wherever and whenever I like. So I'd have one of them.

Thus is actually quickly turning out to be a much better superpower than I originally gave you credit for. Be very handy for coming and going from the new stadium by the looks

 

[Papa Shango]

Jesus mate never rub a lamp. That genie would be utterly wasted on you

He never stated the tail would be at the back...

 

[Papa Shango]

Invisibility so I could get into games for free, I would also run on pitch and volley ratboy RS left back in bollocks and go back to watch game.

Would it not be a better idea to run ont he pitch and score a load of goals under the cloak of invisability instead??

 

[JelavicBrate2]

Would it not be a better idea to run ont he pitch and score a load of goals under the cloak of invisability instead??

They'd still take it to VAR and say I was offside, even being invisible wouldn't change that.

 

[Sadken]

To be able to fly, to avoid the bottle neck at sandhills .