If you could have one superpower

[JelavicBrate2]

Invisibility so I could get into games for free, I would also run on pitch and volley ratboy RS left back in bollocks and go back to watch game.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You'd be jockeying for space constantly though wouldn't you? There's nowhere you can just stand on a plane without some git wanting to walk past. One awkward bump when trying to evade someone walking and there's sexual abuse scandal everywhere and they'll know its you because how many people can make themselves invisible? It would be a lonely existence then, @Vintage

Reckon I'd rather not go invisible even if I could and just pay the money for a seat.

If you could teletransport, you'd be minted delivering urgent stuff. That and the tv appearances.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Steady now. Time travel isn't so simple. You have to incorporate the movement of the planet. If you only travelled a few days forward or backwards you'd find yourself floating in space, unless you moved in the same way as earth.

No. It works like in films. Where the science is sketchy at best.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Would you travel back or forward or both ways in time. It's a risky superpower. If the likes of @matty1878 went back in time there be a high probability of him erasing himself from the present

Yeah, imagine doing a Back to The Future sketch but inadvertantly shagging ye mar. Dirty McFly.

 

[Vintage]

Telescopic Willy.

 

[Vintage]

I've always envied the tail that kangaroos have. Sit down wherever and whenever I like. So I'd have one of them.

Jesus mate never rub a lamp. That genie would be utterly wasted on you

 

[Vintage]

Obviously go back 30 odd years and be able to read women’s minds. The filth coming out of them would be interesting and of course used to my advantage.

Or the harsh truths could be a gut punch

 

[Vintage]

I would quite like the ability to freeze time but I can still freely move around, (bit like that 90s tv show that I have totally forgotten the name of). I think that would be quite good fun.

That would be fun. You could go into the pit when the rs are playing and do your freeze thing. Transport the kopites to the zoos and free the chimps and put the kopites into the enclosures. It would be time consuming but well worth it and the world would start to become a better place

 

[kev]

Invulnerability, then I'd become a tyrant

 

[Kurt.]

You'd get bored of living I think.

The earth will also one day not exist, so you'd be floating around in space begging for death.

Ah… the old ‘Calvert Lewin phenomenon’

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

To be completely fluent in every single language in the world, even the obscure languages.

Hey now...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

You'd get bored of living I think.

The earth will also one day not exist, so you'd be floating around in space begging for death.

Floating in your own blood more likely after the sun goes into its red giant phase, begins to engulf Earth and you boil in the bag of your own skin and start steaming out your orifices.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Magical computer hacking skills allowing me to tap into financial systems and engage in asset redistribution on a global scale.

Okay Elon Jr.

 

[Vintage]

Floating in your own blood more likely after the sun goes into its red giant phase, begins to engulf Earth and you boil in the bag of your own skin and start steaming out your orifices.

Cheers mate I was just about to get stuck into a bowl of spaghetti Bolognese.

 

[chicoazul]

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