Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I wrote two things that McCarthy actually did on the pitch today, nobody could dispute that it actually happened, and because it didn't fit in with the general optimism of a new signing then the "gang" decided to have a pop.
Still waiting for someone to point out an instance McCarthy did something well, which is what I'd have liked to see as a discussion instead of 50 variations on "Tubey is a prick".
He made a few neat passes to some players and closed the ball down well when we were under pressure. Unfortunately I haven't got a photographic memory or I'd give you the exact instances and the names of the players he played it to.