January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

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Top of the list has to be a centre half.

Then we need a top class left winger, striker, right back and goalkeeper.

Don't think we'll sign anyone in January though...
 
Top of the list has to be a centre half.

Then we need a top class left winger, striker, right back and goalkeeper.

Don't think we'll sign anyone in January though...
To be backups?

We need a solid right back that can fill in for Seamus, no top class RB is coming here. Same for striker, Rom is 1, Sammy is 2...no one top class if coming to be 3.

We need a left winger, and a keeper. I don't even think we really need a center back - assuming Galloway or Browning will be stepping up in the next year or so.
 

Top of the list has to be a centre half.

Then we need a top class left winger, striker, right back and goalkeeper.

Don't think we'll sign anyone in January though...
Not meaning to pick on you, but several people keep saying this and it just isn't true.

On the left we can choose from: Mirallas, Pienaar (both of whom are strongest on the left wing) and Oviedo. McGeady appears there from time to time as well.

On the right we have Mirallas, McGeady and Atsu (who is on loan).

Our first choice right wing is better on the left; our second choice is Aidan McGeady....

We need a right winger FAR more than we do a lefty.
 
Depending on how quickly Browning/Galloway can make the step up, maybe a loan until the end of the season for a CB would be an option. Nastasic? Alcaraz is too much of a sick note to rely on.

Apart from that, all our squad really needs at the moment is a winger (though this could change if Atsu improves) and a backup right back.

Of course, we won't get all three of these things in January.
 
Can't see Nastasic happening unless City buy another centre half in January, they only have 4 of them with first team exp, Nastasic being one. I do agree though would be a good signing even if for 6 months but can't see it happening.
 
Not meaning to pick on you, but several people keep saying this and it just isn't true.

On the left we can choose from: Mirallas, Pienaar (both of whom are strongest on the left wing) and Oviedo. McGeady appears there from time to time as well.

On the right we have Mirallas, McGeady and Atsu (who is on loan).

Our first choice right wing is better on the left; our second choice is Aidan McGeady....

We need a right winger FAR more than we do a lefty.

Either way we need a winger is my point.

Mirallas is top class.

McGeady isn't the same level as Kev and we need someone that is.

I agree that Oviedo could do a job on the other wing and when he's fit he'd be my pick with Kev on the other side.

Atsu isn't good enough..
 
Either way we need a winger is my point.

Mirallas is top class.

McGeady isn't the same level as Kev and we need someone that is.

I agree that Oviedo could do a job on the other wing and when he's fit he'd be my pick with Kev on the other side.

Atsu isn't good enough..

Mirallas has been injured too often to reasonably assume he'll always be available

McGeady has impressed me lately, but even then he's probably not your best first team choice

I would love to see Oviedo fit enough to be on the team sheet weekly; if that's the case, is he a first choice LM or LW?

Atsu does not seem good enough yet

Pienaar can do a job, but his future is not as first choice on the left

The team has been employing Osman, Barkley, and Naismith in wide positions when needed, but none of these are wide players.

The club needs at least two players that can play the wing, preferably those who are also comfortable centrally. A week ago I thought the squad relatively stable at CM, given the options the club has. No reason to think we're deeper in wide positions.
 

How do I start an Andre Schurrle January loan rumor?


Step 1: Create dubious Twitter account under official-ish looking pseudonym such as:

Sportofact.com
TheThirdHalf
Footballindex
Insiderballs
Sportyknowledgefootnews

Step 2: Make rumour. Pose it as a question that essentially demands a click from a browser.

Step 3: Hashtag with something that is, at once, catchy and unwieldy to make it fully palatable to the post-modern internet-savvy football fan.

It should look something like this:
Sportofact.com
Has Mourinho had enough of a certain mercurial German? #Schurrleyoucantbeserious

14,000,000 replies retweets 2,003 favorites


Step 4: Post it here. Some our more dilligent members will see through the facade immediately, but it will be quickly picked up on our more gullible element, who will either desperately want the rumour to be true, or pretend they don't want the rumour to be true to sidestep inevitable future heartache.

Step 5: Watch Schurrle's name begin to pop up frequently in high-traffic transfer thread. It will quickly get to the stage where people will stop bothering to verify the original source of the rumour and become a self-propagating myth. Congratulations,you just made your first baseless transfer rumour.





4:00 AM - 10 Nov 2014
 
Step 1: Create dubious Twitter account under official-ish looking pseudonym such as:

Sportofact.com
TheThirdHalf
Footballindex
Insiderballs
Sportyknowledgefootnews

Step 2: Make rumour. Pose it as a question that essentially demands a click from a browser.

Step 3: Hashtag with something that is, at once, catchy and unwieldy to make it fully palatable to the post-modern internet-savvy football fan.

It should look something like this:
Sportofact.com
Has Mourinho had enough of a certain mercurial German? #Schurrleyoucantbeserious

14,000,000 replies retweets 2,003 favorites


Step 4: Post it here. Some our more dilligent members will see through the facade immediately, but it will be quickly picked up on our more gullible element, who will either desperately want the rumour to be true, or pretend they don't want the rumour to be true to sidestep inevitable future heartache.

Step 5: Watch Schurrle's name begin to pop up frequently in high-traffic transfer thread. It will quickly get to the stage where people will stop bothering to verify the original source of the rumour and become a self-propagating myth. Congratulations,you just made your first baseless transfer rumour.





4:00 AM - 10 Nov 2014

Wow, that really requires more effort than I was planning on
 

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