January 2018 transfer window thread.

[ToffeeTim]

We Bernat be looking at other positions until we've got a left back in.

 

[Brisan123]

Pickford
Kenny -- Holgate -- ??? -- ???
Baningime
Davies -- Vlasic
Dowell -- DCL -- Lookman
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Potentially the most exciting...

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Jesus Wept
Zat please stop for your own sake
If you put that side out against the worst PL side it would struggle to get a draw at Goodison
I get your fascination with youth but that team lacks a goal scorer
It also lacks experience
It lacks someone to put their foot on the ball and dictate the pace of the game.
It lacks a leader at the back
I could go on but I won’t

 

[Zatara]

Jesus Wept
Zat please stop for your own sake
If you put that side out against the worst PL side it would struggle to get a draw at Goodison
I get your fascination with youth but that team lacks a goal scorer
It also lacks experience
It lacks someone to put their foot on the ball and dictate the pace of the game.
It lacks a leader at the back
I could go on but I won’t

What on earth are you on about lol

 

[Brisan123]

Has John Bernard signed yet?

(It's actually Juan Bernat but we don't want to upset Brexit)

I laughed at that and funny looks from the 2 lads in the workshop
Thanks for a little laughter in a long back shift

 

[Brisan123]

What on earth are you on about lol

Where is the PL goal scorer in that team
There isn’t one
Where is the experience
There isn’t any
Where is the leader at the back
There isn’t any
Who is going to put their foot on the ball and dictate the pace of the game
Nobody
That team would struggle big time unless you put 2 top quality 50/70 m pound defenders in where you have question marks
Even then they would struggle to score

 

[Geoff Nulty]

Has John Bernard signed yet?

(It's actually Juan Bernat but we don't want to upset Brexit)

It'll turn out to be Mick Bernat knowing our luck.

 

[Zatara]

Where is the PL goal scorer in that team
There isn’t one
Where is the experience
There isn’t any
Where is the leader at the back
There isn’t any
Who is going to put their foot on the ball and dictate the pace of the game
Nobody
That team would struggle big time unless you put 2 top quality 50/70 m pound defenders in where you have question marks
Even then they would struggle to score

Do you know what the word 'potential' means...

As in 'potentially, in the future'.

In other words, 'Potentially these players look exciting'.

Which they do compared to almost every over 21 player in the squad.

 

[Brisan123]

I’m working at Manchester Airport today, is it worth me me keeping a look out for a Spaniard coming off a Lufthansa flight?

Or should I just carry on looking at the stewardesses?

As long as you are not taking excessive pleasure in looking at the stewardesses then I’d carry on doing that
You could post s few pics if you like
I’ve been told there’s a thread for pics like that
Never seen it myself like

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Jesus Wept
Zat please stop for your own sake
If you put that side out against the worst PL side it would struggle to get a draw at Goodison
I get your fascination with youth but that team lacks a goal scorer
It also lacks experience
It lacks someone to put their foot on the ball and dictate the pace of the game.
It lacks a leader at the back
I could go on but I won’t

Is this a poem? It’s beautiful.

 

[Brisan123]

Bayern's underrated and handsome Spanish full-back, Juan Bernat

We could do with a handsome player for our female fans
Ever since Oliver dumped us we have struggled in the handsome stakes

 

[Brisan123]

I'll go out on a limb and say in 4 years time at least 5/6 of those will be regular England internationals.

More if Bene opps to play for England.

Not saying they'll all still be playing for us of course.

Your last sentence says it all

 

[Brisan123]

Whose Dave Lennon?

Where did he play?

Hopefully he’s a left back

 

[Brisan123]

Happened in my native city and it never gets old

 

[Brisan123]

Rumours about Bernat being of interest, think that'd be a good move personally, he's out of favour in Germany and it'd solve us putting Martina out on the field again! Only 24 too, so he's got some years left in him

Past it in Zatland

 

[JL94]

Erm mate. In 6 years he’ll be 30. Utter waste of time this.

Mate. You realise Baines, Williams and Jags have a combined age of over 100?

 

[JL94]

I've seen a few Bayern fans on Reddit today saying that this isn't the case. He's just had a couple niggling injuries. They rate him there and it'll take a pretty decent fee to prise him away.

Just excited to hear us linked with a LB to be fair!