Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
That might just work.
It would work lad. Its how most of us would test for this type of material.
If you want to know about what's going on in layman's terms lad
I suggest you read this. Its a pretty decent well drawn together article without being hysterical.
New Scientist
Fukushima update: cracked fuel rods threaten meltdown
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2011/03/japan-megaquake-update.html