Confirmed Signing Jesper Lindstrom

[Nymzee]

Christ that means Che Adams is still on the cards.

Signed for Torino

 

[Saint Domingo]

Good to have another attacking option. McNeil, NDiaye, Doucoure, Harrison, Lindstrom - slowly adding a bit more depth behind the strikers

 

[Daytripper]

I feel sorry for the bloke doing the interviews who always has to ask such cringe questions about the size of Everton.

I wish they would stop that, it’s embarrassing.

 

[COYB75]

Wait until he scores a brace against Salford tomorrow after coming on for the last 10 minutes mate, you'll be windmilling all over the place.

I've been tracking this kid since he was 8 years old where his nickname was the milkman, as he always delivered...the bread.

2 footed, writes with his left hand but paints with his right hand. Can speak Danish, German, Italian, Scouse not English (grew up supporting the rs but that's because his dad's best mate was John Aldridge as they both had a love of pigeons). Great at picking a pass, poetry, physical, physics, P.E, Preston North End, has a shot on him, shot putt champion at his school, wand of a left foot, owns a Harry Potter wand and in his spare time collects garden gnomes whilst he claims his favourite comedian is Jasper Carrott.

All in all I'm 71% certain that by tomorrow afternoon you'll see and agree we've signed probably the greatest footballer since Simon Davies ti wear the famous royal blue jersey.

Simon Davies, now that’s a big shout. We can only hope he’s half the player. I’ll be happy with the next Alexandersson. ️️️

 

[Daytripper]

None of the signings so far seem exciting.

True but still, let’s hope they do well

 

[NotATofee]

Allrite then

Wish Everton the best with Jobbe Hope he is a success

Might be a Man United Fan, but this forum is much better than anything I have ever seen on RedCaf. Good on you.

If you have any questions about Jobbe, or Danish players in General, let me know.

Look up Morten Hjulmand, he is one of Graversens favourite Danish players atm. Tells you a little bit about what type of player he is.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Just noticed he 'unfollowed' the RS on Instagram now he's signed, can get on board with that!

Someone should tell him to get a blue Santa hat in for Christmas before he goes down the koeman route.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Lads he's a bit busy with moving to a new club and country and all that.

Am sure when he gets a minute he'll unfollow anyone associated with Lipuwll.

Relax.

 

[bullybeef]

Tbf in his best bits video he looks absolute turbo turd.

Underwhelming signing.

Hope I’m wrong.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

None of the signings so far seem exciting.

Done well to this lad in, highly sort couple of seasons ago, lost his way for while. Always good to have totally new players to all in the league.

 

[blulouie]

Tbf in his best bits video he looks absolute turbo turd.

Underwhelming signing.

Hope I’m wrong.

You usually are .

 

[Goat]

Tbf in his best bits video he looks absolute turbo turd.

Thats simply not true.

 

[Dddddd]

If you have any questions about Jobbe

What’s your biggest ever jobbie?

 

[NotATofee]

What’s your biggest ever jobbie?

BONO size.

 

[chopper6]

Good interview that.

Looks very keen to impress

Hope it works