Confirmed Signing Jesper Lindstrom

[bluestevon]

Another example of Thelwell not deviating away from players he wants. I like that.

Yup it certainly shows a clear direction and focus on a long term building strategy.

 

[maccavennie]

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"Don't do it lad, it's not worth it!"

Only took him 10 minutes in an Everton shirt to feel the 30 years of torment and grief we've all had.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Wait until he scores a brace against Salford tomorrow after coming on for the last 10 minutes mate, you'll be windmilling all over the place.

I've been tracking this kid since he was 8 years old where his nickname was the milkman, as he always delivered...the bread.

2 footed, writes with his left hand but paints with his right hand. Can speak Danish, German, Italian, Scouse not English (grew up supporting the rs but that's because his dad's best mate was John Aldridge as they both had a love of pigeons). Great at picking a pass, poetry, physical, physics, P.E, Preston North End, has a shot on him, shot putt champion at his school, wand of a left foot, owns a Harry Potter wand and in his spare time collects garden gnomes whilst he claims his favourite comedian is Jasper Carrott.

All in all I'm 71% certain that by tomorrow afternoon you'll see and agree we've signed probably the greatest footballer since Simon Davies ti wear the famous royal blue jersey.

All this and I don’t know if he has an eye for goal ffs

 

[toffee82]

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"Don't do it lad, it's not worth it!"

Should have stood in front of the K so his initials were either side of his head.

 

[BornBlue76]

Best go watch some YouTube now… hope he’s fast

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Can’t wait for the colossal cryarses who have been moaning about the few days it’s taken to announce this, to flounce off to the Transfer thread and cryarse some more about how we’ve done nothing so far this window and need players URGENTLY.

Absolute disgrace every last one of you.

Hope Kev makes an account on here and webs the lot of you in THE NEWEST ARENA.

 

[bluestevon]

…..certainly adds quality we lacked last season & should make us stronger from an attacking perspective.

First player I've been this excited about getting since probably Del boy.

 

[Baggzio]

Sticky this post for when everybody keeps asking how much the buy clause is in 6 months when hes doing BITS.

That'll be £30m plus add ons by the time it's morphed multiple times over. Be like James Rodriguez wages where he was here for 12 months, started on £80k, by the end people were trying to say he was on £250k.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Should have stood in front of the K so his initials were either side of his head.

‘Kinell fire the social media team and get toffee82 in asap

 

[maccavennie]

All this and I don’t know if he has an eye for goal ffs

Sorry mate, he's got 3 eyes for goal and has a yellow submarine in his back garden after his dad told him stories of how great the Garden Festival was back in 1983.

 

[toffee82]

Apparently the hold up was because the video took a number of takes. Every time he grabbed the badge it came off, hence why he only quickly grabbed the fabric below and let go quickly.

 

[bluestevon]

I think the fact that we have an option to purchase tells you that we rate Jasper more highly than Danjuma and therefore, hopefully, Dyche will utilise him.

Also we agreed a contract with the player for next summer already which shows again clear intent, even with option to buy that's very uncommon to do on the initial loan.

 

[Blue Willy]

Proper competition for wide players if we get Gnonto in too. They will all be champing at the bit to impress. About time we had decent competition for attacking positions.

 

[Zatara]

I might be alone here but I don't get much excitement from this.

None of the signings so far seem exciting.

 

[HKContractDave]

lol I wonder if it was our media team telling him to do that
‘Unfollow that lot quick sharp and maybe finish a tweet with KAGS later on lad’

Maybe but his twitter isn't as 'cleansed' yet I'm afraid!