Philw
Player Valuation: £50m
I think the problem lies in the fact that it's a terrible, terrible, joke....Well at least you're not the first.
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Jokes Thread
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
There's a new show about origami on the telly tonight.
It's paper view.
It's paper view.
SiEdmo
Player Valuation: £10m
I think the problem lies in the fact that it's a terrible, terrible, joke....
even with that lovely anvil upside down Pocahontas shoe looking thing, I still don't get it
this is making me feel dense haha
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
At a recent interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said no but will Bohemian Rhapsody do?
I said no but will Bohemian Rhapsody do?
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I'm still laughing at that Last of the Mohican's joke...fabulously clever joke!
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
It's called a last.
SiEdmo
Player Valuation: £10m
the anvil thing?
either way any joke that requires this much explanation is no fun haha
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
here is a pair of wooden lasts
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
On the subject of footwear, I wonder if Fatso Koeman's shipment of flip-flops ever arrived?...
...I hope not
...I hope not
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Whichever way you look at it....Dennis sinned.
They are shoe stretchers ....... in the old days of old real leather top and bottom shoes if they were a tight fit you would wet the leather and use those to stretch them to fit your feet better.......here is a pair of wooden lasts
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Speaking of palindromes :the very holy, canonised Saint Salvatore used to stretch his leather shoes using lasts. Long after his death, those lasts came up for auction and the auction house described the lot being bid for as St Sal's Lasts.
Billysgingham.
Player Valuation: £40m
Ye,of course you are.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I must confess Billy, I thought of you when I read the joke: I said to myself "I bet Billy's sides will be splitting, when he reads this joke".
It sounds like I was correct!
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
This reminds me of the old football boots. Like clogs with a rock hard toe cap and studs that were hammered in. With a new pair, the procedure was: put them on, tie the laces and sit with the boots in a bowl of hot water for an hour. The theory was that this 'moulded' them to your feet. When they were moulded, you hammered the toes until they were soft. The studs were three nails through 4 or 5 layers of leather. When it was frosty and the ground was hard and slippy, you would take off the top two layers of leather which meant the nails protruded and gave you better grip. Helped a lot in tackles too! The boots were all the same colour - tan. If anyone had worn pink boots in those days, they wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes!lol