Chinese takeaway £15, fuel to get there £2.
Getting home to find they've forgotten one of the dishes.
Riceless.
Getting home to find they've forgotten one of the dishes.
Riceless.
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- Thread starter toffeemax
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SpongeBob brown shoes
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
Doyuothinkhesawus.
Doyuothinkhesawus.
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
The dogs down here in Berkshire are a bit stupid. Saw one outside the local shop had got its lead snarled up against the post. Released it, that's the third I've had to do this week.
I thought he was strong and tough?
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
THe lesbian dinosaur. ...
Lickalotopus
The old lady
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My sister in law sat on my glasses and broke them. I probably should have taken them off first.
You’ve posted that incorrectly on purpose haven’t you ?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Idonotbelieveitisbogus.
Well.... it’s wrong then
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Blame the Beano.
Billysgingham.
Player Valuation: £40m
What's is Forrest gumps password on his computer?
1Forrest1
1Forrest1
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
No you're not.
I genuinely am as it’s a wonderful jokeNo you're not.