Jokes Thread

[summerisle]

lol

 

[Groucho]

I like eating my family and not using commas

 

[bigbadjeff]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

 

[bigbadjeff]

wig

Should have been wog, but may upset some.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Should have been wog, but may upset some.

 

[bigbadjeff]

Some people on here are easily offended. Do they live in the real world ? It’s nice & fluffy but gritty & near the knuckle. Who did it offend? Grow up ? Grow a pair, or you a slave to political correctness ?

 

[Connor]

Yeah that’s a ban

 

[sageyefc]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

 

[roydo]

Some people on here are easily offended. Do they live in the real world ? It’s nice & fluffy but gritty & near the knuckle. Who did it offend? Grow up ? Grow a pair, or you a slave to political correctness ?

No. We are just not racist. Bye.

 

[roydo]

Yeah that’s a ban

Very.

 

[Connor]

Very.

Don't know how you'd go 'yeah, I can post that' and think its fine

 

[Minimeister]

What's the odds of her name being Patricia Whack.

 

[tommye]

Some people on here are easily offended. Do they live in the real world ? It’s nice & fluffy but gritty & near the knuckle. Who did it offend? Grow up ? Grow a pair, or you a slave to political correctness ?

Bye knobhead

 

[the sniderman]

sorry lads its u not me that has the problem with a hideously racist joke. my only regret is not taking his head. he does not drink in valhalla the bozo.