Jokes Thread

[Lelouch]

Some people on here are easily offended. Do they live in the real world ? It’s nice & fluffy but gritty & near the knuckle. Who did it offend? Grow up ? Grow a pair, or you a slave to political correctness ?

no mate, just not a racist whopper.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

not a mod anymore so Bed off....

I like to hope even mod status had no real influence on whether you 'actually' went to bed mate

 

[JimmyJeffers]

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not a mod anymore so Bed off....

This is your chance Joey. Attack him now that he’s weak. Throw salt in his eyes then kick him in the nads. I’ll keep lookout

 

[Joey66]

I like to hope even mod status had no real influence on whether you 'actually' went to bed mate lol

true....

 

[Daz1878]

 

[Harryflashman]

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This is your chance Joey. Attack him now that he’s weak. Throw salt in his eyes then kick him in the nads. I’ll keep lookout

For the love of sweet baby Jesus and all the angels do not start him on salt

 

[tommye]

I like to hope even mod status had no real influence on whether you 'actually' went to bed mate lol

Can just see him sloping off, big sulky face, mumbling about 'kin Bruce Wayne sending him to bed...

 

[-Rob-]

Why has this thread not been tidied up by the mods so we can get back to the jokes?

 

[tommye]

Why are people cryarsing about threads being off topic in the ale house?


Koff

 

[Kurt.]

Why are people cryarseing about people cryarseing ? lol

 

[Moomin]

Why are people cryarseing about people cryarseing ? lol

Cryception

 

[JammyP]

Why are people cryarseing about people cryarseing ? lol

To get to the other side?

 

[Kurt.]

To get to the other side?

Cos he was a drink driver

 

[Brownie]

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?"

"I don't know," says the barman, "what does he look like?"

 

[WA Toffee]

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?"

"I don't know," says the barman, "what does he look like?"

Someone just gets banned for racism, then you pull out the "all penguins look the same" stereotype. On shaky ground there buddy