Jokes Thread

[Mutzo Nutzo]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

 

[Goat]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

This joke was brought to you by the year 1960.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

sorry lads its u not me that has the problem with a hideously racist joke. my only regret is not taking his head. he does not drink in valhalla the bozo.

Full on Ragnarok around here lately

Lo there do I see my father;
Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers;
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

 

[Stav1985]

Should have been wog, but may upset some.

 

[Billysgingham.]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

 

[Moomin]

Why did bigbadjeff cross the road?



Because he is a drink driver.

 

[Kurt.]

BigBadMeff strikes again

 

[JimmyJeffers]

sorry lads its u not me that has the problem with a hideously racist joke. my only regret is not taking his head. he does not drink in valhalla the bozo.

He can’t go to hell either though cos he’ll pester the goth girls. He’ll be floating around in some sort of purgatory right now.

 

[Joey66]

This joke was brought to you by the year 1960.

The same year as your Thora Herd joke which was of course acceptable..... BigBadJeff - that one is racist and not even funny....

 

[Bruce Wayne]

He can’t go to hell either though cos he’ll pester the goth girls. He’ll be floating around in some sort of purgatory right now.

He'll be on a pier somewhere with Bernard Manning and Chubby Brown.

 

[Harryflashman]

BigBadMeff strikes again

that horrible post sadly comes as zero surprise from the poster ,the only shock is it’s taken so Long .

imagine the thought process that went through that . Thinking it’s funny , thinking it’s ok to post and being angry at snowflakes who don’t like it . I swear I think I’m the one who doesn’t get it sometimes . Bizarre.

Proper whopper him.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

In Jeff's defence, he did give us the name of "Frang" . I for one will be forever in his debt for that one.

 

[Joey66]

He'll be on a pier somewhere with Bernard Manning and Chubby Brown.

They will throw him off as some of their material was funny -

 

[Bruce Wayne]

They will throw him off as some of their material was funny -

Bed Joe.

 

[Joey66]

Bed Joe.

not a mod anymore so Bed off....