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Jokes Thread
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Alanbileysfeathercut
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“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
No doddy.
Bought a dog yesterday off the local Blacksmith…. As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door !!
Lobworm
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is rice
A guy up at the counter of a car rental centre
he selects a limo and goes about paying for it
Agent: "that is £350 charged to your credit card Sir, thank you, did I mention this service doesn't come with a driver"
Customer: " Are you serious ? £350 and nothing to chauffeur it
he selects a limo and goes about paying for it
Agent: "that is £350 charged to your credit card Sir, thank you, did I mention this service doesn't come with a driver"
Customer: " Are you serious ? £350 and nothing to chauffeur it
How many Christmas crackers did you pull this year lol
Milk
Udderly delicious
Not enough ….
I went to the dentists today.
He was wearing Levis that came up to his chest. He said he was the High Jeanist.
A T-rex and a velociraptor are sitting in a bar. The velociraptor points to a triceratops in the corner and says, "Why is he first to get served?" The T-rex says, "Because he was herbivorous…”