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Jokes Thread
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gonetomorrow
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A guy was trying on a pair of shoes and told the salesman that they were too tight.
"Try them with the tongue out"
"They're thtill thoo thighth!"
"Try them with the tongue out"
"They're thtill thoo thighth!"
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Stopping the Volcano in Hawaii:
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I used to be in a band called leather patches
We only did Elbow covers
We only did Elbow covers
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Bloke goes to the doctors and says Doc, I'm hurting all over the place.
Doc says whereabouts?
The bloke then says it hurts when I point at my knee, it hurts when I point at my stomach, it hurts when I point at my shoulder, it hurts when I points at my ribs.
Doc says I know what it is, you've got a broken finger!
Doc says whereabouts?
The bloke then says it hurts when I point at my knee, it hurts when I point at my stomach, it hurts when I point at my shoulder, it hurts when I points at my ribs.
Doc says I know what it is, you've got a broken finger!
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ?
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Virgin mobile.