summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
This bloke said to me, "I'm going to attack you with a guitar".
I retorted, "Is that a fret" ?
I retorted, "Is that a fret" ?
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Jokes Thread
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Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
A new Zoo opened with only one animal......it was a shitzu
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
An insect flew in to our kitchen last night, flew around and then exploded.
I think it was a jihadi long legs.
I think it was a jihadi long legs.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
What's blue and not very heavy ?
Light blue.
Light blue.
deipnosophist
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...he tried to pick a fight
but I turned the other cheek; it was just a strum in a teacup
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
We've got a booking at the Glasgow Empire, Tuesday night. On after The Mysterious Nicolo, the Necromantic Deceiver.
Star of the bill : Horror ! Horror ! Behold the Bottle Imp.
deipnosophist
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well, you know what they say : "a man's reach should exceed his grasp, otherwise what's a Heaven for?..."
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Gis a clue.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Lickle eric
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
My dad always said, " The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more ".
Great bloke - - -
Terrible anaesthetist.
Great bloke - - -
Terrible anaesthetist.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Do you know who I blame for the rise of drugs in schools ?
The supply teachers.
The supply teachers.
Archeologists have found the ruins of an Alka-seltzer factory dating back to 50AD.
It was built by early settlers..
It was built by early settlers..
.....!
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I had a walk down the street and some bloke threw milk and cheese all over me. How dairy.