Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Three men die and go to the gates of heaven, waiting in line to talk with St. Peter.
St. Pete says to the first "So you want into heaven, now? I don't think so. You loved booze so much that you married a woman named 'Brandy'"
The next man steps up and says "I'd like to go into heaven now." St. Peter looks him up and down, and says "Request denied. You loved money so much that you married a woman named 'Penny'"
The third man turns to his wife and says "Come on, Fanny, we're not getting in here."
St. Pete says to the first "So you want into heaven, now? I don't think so. You loved booze so much that you married a woman named 'Brandy'"
The next man steps up and says "I'd like to go into heaven now." St. Peter looks him up and down, and says "Request denied. You loved money so much that you married a woman named 'Penny'"
The third man turns to his wife and says "Come on, Fanny, we're not getting in here."