Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[Tramps_mate]

Jesus christ these awful puns are doing my head in.

You're a fine Juan to talk....

 

[caught]

If you actually take a step back from it all, us signing juan mata is an amazing signing for the club. Everyone who is putting him down just needs to look at his achievements, career stats, consistency etc It makes it a bit bizarre that he is spending his career being sold by Jose rather than playing at the top level,

best i can do.

Also mata facts.

1. Bought shares in real oviedo to stop it from collapsing.

2. Regularly scores double figures

3. had 97 career assists by the time he was 24.

4. won champions league, euros, world cup, FA cup, league cup?

Here are some facts and stats for you:

Juan Mata started 95 games for Man Utd and was subbed off in 103 of them.

Juan Mata has statistically never been incorrect when discussing the Age of Enlightenment and specifically the work of Spinoza.

Juan Mata tomata.

Juan Mata has kicked most parts of a football but has never seen the sunrise over an old harbour on a summer morning.

Juan Mata's nickname - Johnny Kills - was given to him by Al 'Scarface' Pacino in the film Goodfellas.

Juan Mata's nickname - Forrest Dweller - was given to him by Manchester City Council during a difficult few weeks processing the council tax exemptions associated with living in an elm tree. The situation was finally resolved when Mata agreed to oversee a treatment and three-year monitoring of the tree in order to ensure complete eradication of the pesky Elm Bark Beetle (which is also the nickname Juan Mata gave to John Terry for unknown reasons).

Juan Mata potata.

 

[monty]

http://roystonrickydrenthe.com/

Brilliant, my coffee went everywhere lollollol

 

[sageyefc]

Hope the first thing he does is change his first name so we don't have to listen to these puns for the next few seasons. Juan or two times was enough

 

[ijjysmith]

lol again after he retired so it doesn't count

http://www.axelwitsel28.com/

 

[Tramps_mate]

Here are some facts and stats for you:

Juan Mata started 95 games for Man Utd and was subbed off in 103 of them.

Juan Mata has statistically never been incorrect when discussing the Age of Enlightenment and specifically the work of Spinoza.

Juan Mata tomata.

Juan Mata has kicked most parts of a football but has never seen the sunrise over an old harbour on a summer morning.

Juan Mata's nickname - Johnny Kills - was given to him by Al 'Scarface' Pacino in the film Goodfellas.

Juan Mata's nickname - Forrest Dweller - was given to him by Manchester City Council during a difficult few weeks processing the council tax exemptions associated with living in an elm tree. The situation was finally resolved when Mata agreed to oversee a treatment and three-year monitoring of the tree in order to ensure complete eradication of the pesky Elm Bark Beetle (which is also the nickname Juan Mata gave to John Terry for unknown reasons).

Juan Mata potata.

Juan Mata fritata?

 

[Mortuus]

You lot sure know how to kill a joke off.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

first since heitinga then.

not many players have them though, mainly because they aren't important enough. So it is nice to know he has one.

Saha had one, Felli had one... couple of other players did too...

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

that has been set up since he retired though.

It was launched the week he left us, I know this because all the images where Saha in the Everton kit, then it all had to be changed.

 

[Angel Delight]

Man Utd are definitely selling him after Mourinho's comments today.

Question is, do we get him? He won't have to move far if he does fancy a move to us.

I still think he will end up at a club like Valencia or Milan.

 

[FTY]

You're the one, I Juan to Juan me

 

[ijjysmith]

Saha had one, Felli had one... couple of other players did too...

Good one!

http://www.marouane-fellaini.com/

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Man Utd are definitely selling him after Mourinho's comments today.

Question is, do we get him? He won't have to move far if he does fancy a move to us.

I still think he will end up at a club like Valencia or Milan.

What did he say mate

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Good one!

http://www.marouane-fellaini.com/

Thats erm, changed significantly from when it was first designed and launched.

Shame.

 

[Connor]

What did he say mate

"Mata done.

Goodnight and God bless"