The Elk
Player Valuation: £225k
This brings much sadness to the forest."Kalidou-dou-dou,
Push pineapple shake the tree
To the left, to the right..."
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Sitting Bull
Player Valuation: £100k
Driving License photo or it didn't happen...
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
No Youtube videos show his heading skills, is he a beast in the air too?
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
There's a few more in there, it's safe to say we've bought the best centre half ever.
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
I don't think you're jumping the gun here at all. I think I'm going to love him.
brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
KK would be the biggest 'statement' signing of all those mentioned so far.
In his prime, and would have beaten serious competition to sign him.
Could be the rock of the defence for a decade this guy.
Go on Everton.
In his prime, and would have beaten serious competition to sign him.
Could be the rock of the defence for a decade this guy.
Go on Everton.
Tom Mc EFC
Player Valuation: £8m
Couldn't see us beating Chelsea to him unless we're willing to/can pay more wages than them.
How about, and this might sound MAD, but we bid for him and they ..... don't?!?!
Leeboy
Player Valuation: £1m
Tom Mc EFC
Player Valuation: £8m
You're crazy man, just bat-[Poor language removed] insane!
Arteta10
Player Valuation: £10m
I haven't seen a header like that since the days of Joseph Yobo
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