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Transfer Rumour Kalidou Koulibaly

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The old days of splashing the cash have largely disappeared - of course, they have huge amounts of income compared to us, but they're much more rigid in terms of player values and wages than they used to be.

This is the perfect opportunity for a Moshiri kick of sand into Roman's face.

...a kick of sand and then leg it or a kick of sand and scream "c'mon, wantsum"!!
 
You know what will almost be better than signing all these boss players.

The faces on the horrible little rat kopites, I know your reading this you little RAWK mutants.

Soon.

This, I've mentioned my RS mate on here a few times, he is the most deluded, biased, RS you could ever meet, some of the stuff he comes out with is more cringey than you will ever see on RAWK.

Some of the texts he's been sending me of late have had me vollying things,he normally can't get to me, and I just ignore him because he's a bellend, but when we start getting these names over the line, he's getting it good style.
 

I don't even think 1 will happen mate, I honestly think it will be 3 at once and then the world will end because it will be too much for us to take.

Can you imagine the internet if Everton signed 3 of the players mentioned. Heads wouldn't be the only part that falls off.

If that happened, I would actually up my other half's sex allowance to twice a month as a special treat for her.
 
I don't even think 1 will happen mate, I honestly think it will be 3 at once and then the world will end because it will be too much for us to take.

Can you imagine the internet if Everton signed 3 of the players mentioned. Heads wouldn't be the only part that falls off.

Imagine if it was 3 players at once.... that totalled to like £80m worth of spending.....!?!!!!!

explosions all over the shop!
 
Sky here must know of our interest yet it would clearly be out of the question for them to acknowledge it.

This is a Chelsea story, and nothing else matters, not least journalistic integrity.

Of course, if KK ultimately joins them it will then be revealed that they have beaten Everton to his signature, and if we sign him it will be because Chelsea never wanted him in the first place.
 
we should buy him as well to wind them up even more.

Honestly though, I'd be shocked if we ended up paying 30 odd million and get these big name players in that have been mentioned.

Nice things don't happen to Everton, plus I just don't think finishing 11th two seasons on the spin makes us an attractive proposition. I'd love to be wrong and I hope I am, I really do. Time will tell I guess won't it mate.

that's why these deals that we are supposedly in for big name players are taking so long mate.

if we had Europe they'd sign sharpish. As we've been tosh it's proving rather more difficult.
 

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