Kevin Thelwell - New Director of Football

[Toffe3m4n]

Have we been linked with anyone who doesn't play in the premier league yet?

Worrying signs already.

Maxwell Cornet

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Kev needs to start earning his salary...

Yeah, it would be nice if he could do some of that DOF'ing some time soon. A bit more action and a few less soundbites after the first 6 months would be nice.

 

[bullybeef]

What’s Kev up to these days?

Next time we see him he will have aged 20 years, gone grey or bald, hit the bottle and developed a crack habit.

Once Everton has touched you.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Have we been linked with anyone who doesn't play in the premier league yet?

Worrying signs already.

Aster Vranckx, but that feels more like a token "hey look lads we are looking outside of England, promise" rather than anything serious.

 

[grandjoeblue]

Is he currently on a trip to Milan with Steve Walsh?

 

[hktoffee]

I did see that haha. Strong work. Some people had mares in them threads.

I miss the Everton show;

 

[bluesb1970]

Have we been linked with anyone who doesn't play in the premier league yet?

Worrying signs already.

Barkley

 

[Colonel Getafe]

What’s Kev up to these days?

Next time we see him he will have aged 20 years, gone grey or bald, hit the bottle and developed a crack habit.

Once Everton has touched you.

After his visionary work on restructing in the youth academy setup to resemble every other one in the country, he's currently working on deals that wont be concluded until 11.55pm deadline day when people will mistake players we always planned to sign and were just playing hardball over for panic buys.

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[nsno-chris]

I have visions of Kopite Kev looking at our finances and crying in his office

 

[BlueStevie35]

I have visions of Kopite Kev looking at our finances and crying in his office

As would all of us in his position, poor sod must regret agreeing to the job

 

[nsno-chris]

As would all of us in his position, poor sod must regret agreeing to the job

Oh king Farhad defo told him that “everything is just fine”

 

[Baines' left foot]

As would all of us in his position, poor sod must regret agreeing to the job

If he gets it even half right though it’ll reflect very well on him.

Imagine being the man who fixed Everton. We’re the poster boy for badly run clubs at present.

I respect him for taking it on.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

As would all of us in his position, poor sod must regret agreeing to the job

I'd happy do it for a little less than his 7 figure salary. Worst case scenaro it's a nice payoff a year down the line, best case, new contract and pay rise. Pretty sure most people wouldn't regret taking a job like that.

Imagine being the man who fixed Everton. We’re the poster boy for badly run clubs at present.

I respect him for taking it on.

Hmmm, leave New York RedBullRovers to come to back to a proper football country, to work at a historic club, in the best league in the world, on a 7 figure salary; or stay in the MLS playing silly beggars in a "franchise"/sport I doubt even 5% of people in NYC care out, know about or even watch. Not exactly a tough choice for the former Barcelo- I mean, Preston man methinks.

 

[Nymzee]

Rumour has it he has signed 5 players for us this Summer.

Sadly, it was on FM and he didn't realise it doesn't translate to real life.

 

[ah11984]

He absolutely reeks of Steve Walsh.


* not entirely serious. (Yet).