Kevin Thelwell - New Director of Football

[Colonel Getafe]

Rumour has it he has signed 5 players for us this Summer.

Sadly, it was on FM and he didn't realise it doesn't translate to real life.

and three of them were newgens. or regens. or whatever they're called when you have a 15yr old worldie called Carlton Sixpence with the face of a 40 year old woman.

 

[Captain Bligh]

He might not last long if he’s being asked to buy players with magic beans

 

[Lobster Johnson]

He absolutely reeks of Steve Walsh.


* not entirely serious. (Yet).

Honest question: would you rather he signed Walsh esque players or no players?

 

[Lobster Johnson]

and three of them were newgens. or regens. or whatever they're called when you have a 15yr old worldie called Carlton Sixpence with the face of a 40 year old woman.

FFS every year we're shouting to sign young players for a profit and when he does, you're still not happy!

 

[Colonel Getafe]

FFS every year we're shouting to sign young players for a profit and when he does, you're still not happy!

well then we should have gone and hired a world class DOF like my guy Armen Gyobulyg-, Armen Gluybgzru-, I just called him Armie. ?

 

[Lobster Johnson]

well then we should have gone and hired a world class DOF like my guy Armen Gyobulyg-, Armen Gluybgzru-, I just called him Armie. ?

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Im gonna need to see some stats

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Im gonna need to see some stats

I've deliberately cropped those out for a reason. Couldn't pass up the opportunity to hire the geezer though.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

I've deliberately cropped those out for a reason. Couldn't pass up the opportunity to hire the geezer though.

To deter competitors?

 

[Colonel Getafe]

To deter competitors?

god no, he was garbage. but when someone as gloriously named as Armen Googlybungeypants becomes available, it was sinonara straightforward Steve Walsh

 

[DanEFC92]

Seen dole heads with more get-up-and-go

 

[Toffeelover]

Honest question: would you rather he signed Walsh esque players or no players?

Some folk never happy, firstly Walsh, then Brands and now not happy with Thelwell.

 

[windymiller]

Honest question: would you rather he signed Walsh esque players or no players?

Not great choices, I accept, but at least under Walshy we could put out a full bench. 99% sure we're not going to do that on numerous occasions this season.

NB. That's not Thelwell's fault, it's the fault of Walsh, Brands, and mainly Kenwright and Moshiri for being absolute maniacs leading up to the point we are now where we can't spend a bean.

 

[windymiller]

well then we should have gone and hired a world class DOF like my guy Armen Gyobulyg-, Armen Gluybgzru-, I just called him Armie. ?

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Like the cannibal fetish actor selling timeshares in the Caymans. Not a good omen!

 

[Efcjake]

Another DoF who seems to only do his scouting watching MOTD repeats

 

[hktoffee]

Another DoF who seems to only do his scouting watching MOTD repeats

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