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BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Steve Walsh can hand his crown over now, it’s just mind boggling that we’ve had 3, THREE, attempts at having this role and it’s got worse every time though a combination of a joke of a chairman, a clueless owner and, in 2 cases, people promoted to jobs they aren’t suitable for
14_dollars
Player Valuation: £10m
This summer‘s transfer activity would make a good business case study.
If Netflix aren’t on the blower for next year filing at Everton then they are mental
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
No one’s interested in us mate, they all just rather we disappear
Make amazing TV though; seeing a full 8 episode ma of Kev and bill trying to sign someone with the final episode of them failing
14_dollars
Player Valuation: £10m
Maybe that’s the answer - close the club down.
Match going fans - save money.
All fans - improved mental health.
Clowns like Thelwell - out of a job.
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Rather just watch 8 episodes of them in stocks being pelted by different sectors of the club each one
Ep 1 - fans
Ep 2 - Bainesy and his U18s
Ep 3 - Sorensen and the Women’s team
Ep 4 - ticket office, hospitality staff and DJ Grahame (stadium announcer)
Ep 5 - U21s
Ep 6 - Big Nev, Super Kev and any other ex players who’ve been calling them out
Ep 7 - JP, Seamus and any first teamers who can actually hit the target
Ep 8 - Baz and Ped and any other fan channels
I know just the producer……he is well known is show biz and known to be balanced and honest
A total amateur, gotten away with murder this clown.
Be the best comedy since Seinfeld
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
It could be sold to them as the most car crash comedy series. There's always a market for that.
Footballs equivalent of David Brent.
Certain I read in The Athletic earlier this summer that we actually rejected a proposal from Amazon last year to have a show made. Cowards don't want to see the incompetence they get away with on the big screen.
The Littlest Yobo
Player Valuation: £1m
He’s been distinctly unimpressive. I know his hands are tied to an extent with having to run everything past an ailing 77 year old theatre producer who doesn’t even attend matches anymore but his priorities are all wrong for me. Striker and centre half. Blindingly obvious. Get them in and build out from there.
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