Phyllis Stein
Player Valuation: £8m
The Hunger Games
Talk about a missed opportunity. Woeful certification politics ruined it. God awful editing ruined it. Borrowing some Shakespeare ruined it. 'Battle Royale' is far superior. 'The Time Machine' is far superior. 'The Running Man' is far superior. 'The Truman show' is far superior. This was for me a chained together homage of a hat full of other films all dumbed down for a 12 audience. Having not read the books some of the back story only being hinted at must have been the authors final say. And people were allegedly raving about it, calling it amazing.
A very generous 2/10.
Captain America
Oh wow, where to begin. Wasting Weaving. What plot there was had nothing to do with this film, it was simply churned out to allow Captain to show up in Avengers. The same set piece action of throw the shield, over and over. The only interesting bit was the ending where they had a mind manipulation machine they didnt show to make him only see in black and white. Who pitched this film? A bunch of drunken otters? and to whom? Michael Bay on his tequila and 'Gorilla panic' Friday lunch break.
10/10 for being the biggest pi55 take I have seen in ages.
Talk about a missed opportunity. Woeful certification politics ruined it. God awful editing ruined it. Borrowing some Shakespeare ruined it. 'Battle Royale' is far superior. 'The Time Machine' is far superior. 'The Running Man' is far superior. 'The Truman show' is far superior. This was for me a chained together homage of a hat full of other films all dumbed down for a 12 audience. Having not read the books some of the back story only being hinted at must have been the authors final say. And people were allegedly raving about it, calling it amazing.
A very generous 2/10.
Captain America
Oh wow, where to begin. Wasting Weaving. What plot there was had nothing to do with this film, it was simply churned out to allow Captain to show up in Avengers. The same set piece action of throw the shield, over and over. The only interesting bit was the ending where they had a mind manipulation machine they didnt show to make him only see in black and white. Who pitched this film? A bunch of drunken otters? and to whom? Michael Bay on his tequila and 'Gorilla panic' Friday lunch break.
10/10 for being the biggest pi55 take I have seen in ages.