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Lukaku

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this was published in April....

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chicoazul said:
F*cking size of the lid. We'll be talking about him during this season. Already benched Naismith's mini four sets of ten in Finch Farm car park. Threatening to squat Barkley's Range Rover tomorrow.

Snorts protein like a [Poor language removed]. Maddison will hate him.

Lukaku.
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Hahaha, some of the work on the first page is tremendous, but this had me in stitches, and I'm sitting alone here at a cafe looking like a weirdo giggling at the laptop screen. FFS CHICO!
 
johnstinkpants said:
I still don't really understand what's happened to Jelavic. Defenders 'figuring him out' still doesn't explain how he's missed some of the chances he's missed, especially when you consider his finishing ability when he first arrived. It's the most severe, long-term loss of confidence I've ever seen. Really thought he'd be over it by now
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Dunno mate torres has a similar thing, yeah torres lost a lot of his pace with injuries etc, but ffs that doesnt explain some of the absolute sitters that ladyboy has missed the last few years, Keepers and Strikers 50% is about confidence imo
 

Sir Robben said:
Hey guys, Chelsea fan in peace. I hope you don't mind me popping in every so often to see how he's doing.

You've got one hell of a prospect on your hands here and I'm confident that he'll do very well for you (hopefully helping you to deprive our rivals of points in the process). We've got some people close to the Lukaku camp on our forums and the consensus is that he chose Everton on Mourinho's advice, since Everton face a parked bus more frequently than a team like WBA which is going to help him develop his game in similar conditions to what Chelsea have to deal with. His touch and control in tight spaces is still pretty raw, so playing for Everton is going to help him develop that side of his game.

Anyway he's a great lad and you'll come to love him pretty quickly. I've never seen him give a lazy performance, he just seems completely driven and determined to improve - and even when he's not playing well his sheer presence is enough to create space and cause problems which I'm sure your team will appreciate. I hope he helps you in your push for Europe and you [Poor language removed] some title contenders along the way. Best of luck with your season and see you in 10 days.
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Welcome and always good to have other clubs fans pop on now and again when their sensible lads :)

Think your post about helping him develop and him being your future starter is spot on, whilst we'd all love to have him permanent, i honestly think the realistic goal is for us to get a 15-20 goal forward who has a monster season and fires us into europe (ecl is the dream and we've only lacked depth and a genuine slotter in the past few seasons from getting it tbh) If it all goes well he develops and comes back to you the finished article i have no doubt with mourinho's mentality that we then move up the pecking order when it comes to loaning off you lot, sad fact is for the next few years top quality loans are likely to be a part of our transfer policy (not a bad thing if we reap the benefits as well as the parent club)

Anyways hope we tonk you next weekend, but good luck for the season AFTER that game, really hope you stop Moyes winning feck all this year ;)
 


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