mythbuster
Player Valuation: £35m
Because he's been a goalscorer in a certain type of system.
Watch that video, watch his goals for Belgium. Notice how they're in behind a defence. Watch his Everton goals, particularly the one for Arsenal, and you'll notice it's when he gets ball to feet and has a chance to run at defenders holding a high line, exploiting space.
Then watch pretty much any game in 2014 where a side drops deep and Everton are trying to break them down and note the difference.
He is not a guaranteed goalscorer - nobody other than exactly three players in world football are. There's a good chance he'll get us goals if we either set up to his strengths or he continues to develop, but that's an entirely different argument.
If he was a guaranteed 20 goal a season player, I maintain that Mourinho would not be letting him go, or that he'd be going for Suarez money.
His record suggests he scores a goal every two games. His age suggests he'll get better.
Sorry mate, but you're talking out of your arse here.