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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven


Not going to disa-Brie with you i love puns and that was a Gouda one .

I actually had to fight to stop myself going into a huge list of puns then and let me tell you it wasn’t cheesy (couldn’t resist one more ) .
Love it! One more just for you:
What do you say to a Mexican who stole your cheese?
Nacho cheese!!
 

Afternoon all. Just back from town and feeling queasy. On the bus home was a man who on being asked by an old lady why he was wearing an eye patch told her he had had an operation. He spared her, and the rest of us, no detail. He then showed her some photos which he had on his phone. It was a single decker so no chance of escaping upstairs. I spent the journey with my fingers stuck in my ears. I may have to have an eye operation myself so it was the last thing I wanted to hear.
Really enjoying your thought for the day @blue1948 . Hope you’re okay @Terrarian . Enjoy the rest of the day, all. It’s almost springlike here.?
 
Afternoon all. Just back from town and feeling queasy. On the bus home was a man who on being asked by an old lady why he was wearing an eye patch told her he had had an operation. He spared her, and the rest of us, no detail. He then showed her some photos which he had on his phone. It was a single decker so no chance of escaping upstairs. I spent the journey with my fingers stuck in my ears. I may have to have an eye operation myself so it was the last thing I wanted to hear.
Really enjoying your thought for the day @blue1948 . Hope you’re okay @Terrarian . Enjoy the rest of the day, all. It’s almost springlike here.?
It makes you wonder,may be just looking ( see that) for sympathy that he probably deserves .
 
So, with everything else going on, my son managed to put my wife’s car into a ditch and bury it into a hedge as they were coming home. Both are fine, the car looks like a complete write off. It was only its 4x4 drive that allowed me to get it out, at which point I laughed. The day was a hard day to forget anyway, but this was just the icing on the cake…
 

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