Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[jazzy]

Don't think she's a regular mate sadly. I believe she was just visiting Roger at the time. Or getting rogered. May have misheard.lol

i would

 

[Barnfred 55]

i would

There are some things that go without saying mate.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Hello guys, I didn't realise it'd been so long since I posted, browsed the Everton forum more than post. Nothing wrong though, health is all doing ok still, had an ecg and blood tests yesterday again, I think that's so I can start getting it from my Dr. I am currently having to walk to the hospital to pick it up, then have to go to the chemist, so a bit of a pain.

Think Dyche is doing a decent job. One thing I will never understand is why these lot can show so much effort now, for years they've not put the required in. Some of them pick up a lot of dough just to go through the motions.

Had a nice walk with madam before, she's crashed under her blanket now. I have started marinating some pork in teriyaki sauce, I have never tried it before, that's tea sorted.

Hope you're all good and had a good week? What's everyone upto the weekend?

Great to hear from you T. Blue 1948 will be made up you've posted as I know he was getting a bit worried about you. He's unable to contribute to the forum at the moment due to him being a bit anal when it comes to internet security. lol I'll let him know you're doing well.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Seconded Anj. Hope it goes well for him.

You're not letting him retire then.? Slavedriver. lol lol lol lol

I think Anj has ambitions of being a kept woman Fred.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I think Anj has ambitions of being a kept woman Fred.

Where would you keep her though? lol

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Where would you keep her though? lol

Only in the style to which she has become accustomed.

 

[Terrarian]

Great to hear from you T. Blue 1948 will be made up you've posted as I know he was getting a bit worried about you. He's unable to contribute to the forum at the moment due to him being a bit anal when it comes to internet security. lol I'll let him know you're doing well.

I'm gutted I've been missing your adventures lol Brilliant this thread bringing people together in real time. Say hi to Blue for me then.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I'm gutted I've been missing your adventures lol Brilliant this thread bringing people together in real time. Say hi to Blue for me then.

Will do T.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I think Anj has ambitions of being a kept woman Fred.

If only......

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Only in the style to which she has become accustomed.

That hasn't set the bar very high. Think Wayne and Waynetta Slob!

 

[peteblue]

OK Pete.

Which plate do you think is mine? The one closest to the camera or the one further away.?

I think you probably do need to go to Specsavers after all H. In the latest pic there is NO plate by the window

Furthest away….

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Good morning everybody. Happy St Patrick's Day. Listening to The Dubliners while I'm working.
Daughter bought one of those DNA ancestry kits and got the results the other day. She is 50% Irish, 15% Scottish, 33% English and 3% Welsh. It also tells you what %age you got from each parent. She got 45% of her Irish from me and 5% of her Scottish from me. 0% English from me.
I found it fascinating. My Dad's family are all from Cork, my Mum has relatives in Wexford and my Nan was born in Dundee. I was still surprised though that my DNA is 90% Irish, 10% Scottish and I have no English at all.

 

[jazzy]

How do you know which plate was mine

The far more interesting question is .....who is the 3rd placemat for?

 

[jazzy]

Where would you keep her though? lol

I reckon she's a better keeper than JP

 

[Vegas Toffee Girl]

Good morning everybody. Happy St Patrick's Day. Listening to The Dubliners while I'm working.
Daughter bought one of those DNA ancestry kits and got the results the other day. She is 50% Irish, 15% Scottish, 33% English and 3% Welsh. It also tells you what %age you got from each parent. She got 45% of her Irish from me and 5% of her Scottish from me. 0% English from me.
I found it fascinating. My Dad's family are all from Cork, my Mum has relatives in Wexford and my Nan was born in Dundee. I was still surprised though that my DNA is 90% Irish, 10% Scottish and I have no English at all.

I've heard those tests aren't 100% accurate. There are reports of identical twins sending in DNA with fake names and getting 2 radically different results, so there is a good chance you do have some English in your background.