Just heard on the news about a chap with a funny accent wetting himself on a bus in Falmouth, and getting thrown off the bus, with his Iceland bag in tow
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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven
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Hahaha hope she saw you stroll back in to the pubFunnily enough my worst nightmare just happened. Bagful of Iceland frozen food and my bus doesn't turn up. Next one in hour.
Trudged over to Iceland, told the lady on the till my predicament, and asked if there's any chance she can put my shopping back in a freezer, fully expecting a resounding no. Of course my lover, how long for. Can you just imagine that in Liverpool?
Now back in Wetherspoons totally chilled and posting on here. Also a bit pished.
Hi guys, we've sorted quite a few things out today - the coroner has decided no post mortem necessary so should speed up the process.
We've also been fully distracted going through all his photos. We found a load of Everton programmes from the 70s. However given the recent chat about Nigeria you might like to see this
We've also been fully distracted going through all his photos. We found a load of Everton programmes from the 70s. However given the recent chat about Nigeria you might like to see this
Well done , those things always make you feel good. I’m running the London Marathon on Sunday so being ultra cautious of doing anything and will have to start on my wildflower meadow next week. If you’ve lost any dandelions they’ve all migrated to my lawn the last few days , so I settled for picking the heads off them, there’ll be even more when I return on Monday
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Not yet Duc. But if the bus gets delayed, which is more than possible, well who knows?
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Where else would I be doing for over half an hourHahaha hope she saw you stroll back in to the pub
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Well done , those things always make you feel good. I’m running the London Marathon on Sunday so being ultra cautious of doing anything and will have to start on my wildflower meadow next week. If you’ve lost any dandelions they’ve all migrated to my lawn the last few days , so I settled for picking the heads off them, there’ll be even more when I return on Monday
lol
Dandelions sadly still here. Had to use a high cut so the mower missed most of them. For all I know, Forget me Nots are essentially a weed as well, but they do look pretty. Getting the hanging baskets sorted tomorrow, and probably some ground pots as well. Nikki and I always enjoyed having a wild and natural "garden", so getting it back to that state was lovely last spring, and equally so this spring. Be interesting to see which, if any, meadow flowers and grasses I planted last year will return.
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No veggie option then?
His defence will be ‘the puddle on the floor came from the defrosted fishfingers M’lud’.
Fast forward to Fred scranning handfuls of defrosted peas at the bus stop at 11pm.Funnily enough my worst nightmare just happened. Bagful of Iceland frozen food and my bus doesn't turn up. Next one in hour.
Trudged over to Iceland, told the lady on the till my predicament, and asked if there's any chance she can put my shopping back in a freezer, fully expecting a resounding no. Of course my lover, how long for. Can you just imagine that in Liverpool?
Now back in Wetherspoons totally chilled and posting on here. Also a bit pished.
So nice Fred and what did it cost her ! I find that here but it is sadly on the decline I suppose . I hope you can still read after the jaunts into the pub.Funnily enough my worst nightmare just happened. Bagful of Iceland frozen food and my bus doesn't turn up. Next one in hour.
Trudged over to Iceland, told the lady on the till my predicament, and asked if there's any chance she can put my shopping back in a freezer, fully expecting a resounding no. Of course my lover, how long for. Can you just imagine that in Liverpool?
Now back in Wetherspoons totally chilled and posting on here. Also a bit pished.
I all becomes clear now (I hope they are Nigerian pounds) they don't say you have the choice so if you ate both of the options for each course ! I can see why you go to the gym as you must still remember the bloated feeling .
A heck of a menu ,was that Consomme pritanier -British clear soup ?
I hope more memoirs keep showing up especially the programs
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It nearly happened. The bus journey home took 50 minutes (should have been 20 tops). Met a big lorry on the way. Blue has been down the road the bus takes so he knows. The lady bus driver's language was choice and quite funny if I'm honest. But she was nice enough to drop me off at the top of my road otherwise I may have left said puddle in some poor persons garden.
The food hadn't defrosted though so all good.
Anyway,the upshot is I can't be arsed cooking for tea so it's another beer then chicken Ding for me tonight. Glad I've kept you amused with one gets pished in Cornwall.
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Player Valuation: £80m
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Seems appropriate
