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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven


Hello everybody. I've been home alone today . Mr F gone to visit his friend, daughter working - there's a wedding on at the hotel. So, just me. I went to aqua aerobics this morning which was very good and made even better by the instructor, Enrique- a just about age appropriate Spaniard with an earring and some very fetching tattoos. Add to that some absolutely rocking 80s tunes, it was a lot of fun. Following that I came home , watched Gavin and Stacey - the finale (loved it) and had a couple of glasses of Pinot. It's been a very chilled day.
I'm sorry the carers didn't work out @peteblue. I'm very impressed with your swim @blue to the bone. Where was that?
 
Just watching Howard’s Way on sky, the good old days some proper characters, Reidy doing that bloke that put inchy out for a long time.

I was at that Bayern Munich game -unbelievable
I love Howard's Way. A total nostalgia fest. My favourite bit is Pat Van den Hauwe refusing to talk about the European ban. He's still gutted. I know how he feels.
 
It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple are white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I had any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
 
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Hello everybody. I've been home alone today . Mr F gone to visit his friend, daughter working - there's a wedding on at the hotel. So, just me. I went to aqua aerobics this morning which was very good and made even better by the instructor, Enrique- a just about age appropriate Spaniard with an earring and some very fetching tattoos. Add to that some absolutely rocking 80s tunes, it was a lot of fun. Following that I came home , watched Gavin and Stacey - the finale (loved it) and had a couple of glasses of Pinot. It's been a very chilled day.
I'm sorry the carers didn't work out @peteblue. I'm very impressed with your swim @blue to the bone. Where was that?
In county clare in Ireland. Spanish point.
Hope things are good with you
 

Settling in for Luke Littler’s match after a day of movies- 4 on the trot. I’m out tomorrow for another social event and marked today down as a chill day. Off work for a month and can’t believe I’m half way through although my tailor would confirm it.

@peteblue disappointing the Carers didn’t work out but don’t write them off.

@blue to the bone fair play young man, the Atlantic looks bracing there.
 

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