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I've asked this question before and I'm pretty certain it is the Azura. You do know it takes 3000 passengers don't you Anj. :)

Cruises are very popular with gays and we've found they are always great fun. Forgive me if I've told this story before; it's one of my favourites so I've told it that often you forget who's company you are in. We were on a cruise once and we were going on an organised beach trip. We were waiting for the transfer along with all the other people on the trip when this chap walks past dressed in an all white officers uniform, complete with pressed white shorts and an officers cap. He looked like something off Carry on cruising. Anyway Cal, in all earnestly says, oh look, the Captain is joining us. lol Oh Cal.

Later in the cruise, we bumped into the same couple on Rialto Bridge in Venice, and they were absolutely gushing because they'd just been on a gondola trip. We were quite jealous, but not prepared to wait an hour in the queue to take our own. Not cheap either.

It reminds me that we have a cruise booked and prepaid for June this year for what would have been our 30th anniversary. One of the things on my to do list for next week is to ask my nephew if he fancies coming with me. He's recently split up with his long term girlfriend and I know money's tight so he may just fancy a free holiday. I don't really feel like going on my own. Anyway, I should point out at this stage that my nephew is a 21 years old blonde Adonis, he's like a young pre bald Prince William. I can just imagine going down to dinner on the cruise and introducing him as my nephew to the other guest at the table. Yeah OK. pull the other one lol .
That's class! I do hope your nephew agrees to go with you. It will be good for you both.
I do know there are thousands of people on the ships but you never know...small world and all that! My friends were quite late into cruising, only went on their first one about 8 years ago and now don't do any other kind of holiday. It's them, plus another couple we are friends with (heterosexual) and a gay friend of theirs ( who we've known for ages through them) that we are going with in October.
My most favourite holiday I've had was going to Majorca for one of them's 60th birthday. Nine gay blokes, me, husband and the other couple referred to above. I have never ever laughed so much in my life. Breakfast was ridiculous. Loud shouts of "I'm sitting on the straight table today" as they would come over, in the campest way possible, and sit with us. All done for effect!

I was very nervous of introducing my Mum and Dad to them when it was my daughter's first Communion. I wanted them to be there because we have been friends since I moved to the North east. So I told my staunch Catholic mother that she had to be nice and accepting as Jesus would have been. Why did I worry. Best mates all around, exchanged Christmas cards, even called in to see them when they were flying somewhere from Liverpool Airport. A few days after the Communion, my Mum rang me " I need to ask you something about x and y. Which one of them.." pause. OMG! What was she about to say. She finished the sentence with "does the cooking?" ?
 

Just been in the Everton forum and quickly came out again. They're all having a go a Allan now. We only have 2 decent midfielders at the club and he's one of them. Rumours of a loan move and nearly all are saying that's ok as long as we replace him. Who with FFS. Longstaff?
Bloody Nora. I love Allan. He proper gets stuck in. I'd be gutted if he went.
 
Good morning all. I'm enjoying reading the retirement way of life. I'm very much looking forward to it! Maybe another 3 or 4 years to go. I also agree with you about Djokovic. What an arrogant git he is with some very questionable views.

Not much happening here today. I'm at the gym later. We had a PT session last night. The gym was packed - obviously a lot of people with New Year resolutions! I actually felt a bit uncomfortable in there because of all the people so I'm going to do a COVID test this morning.

Speaking of COVID tests Klopp may have shot himself in the foot with the absolute bilge he has been spouting about all the false positives they had. I hope they get chucked out of the competition for what appears to be blatant cheating. I'm not holding my breath though.... He's another one who thinks he can do what he likes.
BREAKING NEWS - new COVID variant discovered. The Klopp variant which only shows symptoms depending on the strength of your next opponents.
 
Milk bought!! lol I wish people wouldn't try to converse with me when I am quite clearly wearing headphones, I even bought a big over the head type as I thought the little ones were hard to see beneath my hat. I need a hat saying "I can't hear you, I have headphones on"
They're probably saying "Can you take your headphones off please" lol
 

I've asked this question before and I'm pretty certain it is the Azura. You do know it takes 3000 passengers don't you Anj. :)

Cruises are very popular with gays and we've found they are always great fun. Forgive me if I've told this story before; it's one of my favourites so I've told it that often you forget who's company you are in. We were on a cruise once and we were going on an organised beach trip. We were waiting for the transfer along with all the other people on the trip when this chap walks past dressed in an all white officers uniform, complete with pressed white shorts and an officers cap. He looked like something off Carry on cruising. Anyway Cal, in all earnestly says, oh look, the Captain is joining us. lol Oh Cal.

Later in the cruise, we bumped into the same couple on Rialto Bridge in Venice, and they were absolutely gushing because they'd just been on a gondola trip. We were quite jealous, but not prepared to wait an hour in the queue to take our own. Not cheap either.

It reminds me that we have a cruise booked and prepaid for June this year for what would have been our 30th anniversary. One of the things on my to do list for next week is to ask my nephew if he fancies coming with me. He's recently split up with his long term girlfriend and I know money's tight so he may just fancy a free holiday. I don't really feel like going on my own. Anyway, I should point out at this stage that my nephew is a 21 years old blonde Adonis, he's like a young pre bald Prince William. I can just imagine going down to dinner on the cruise and introducing him as my nephew to the other guest at the table. Yeah OK. pull the other one lol .

Edit. My nephew is 31 not 21. Don't think I could handle 2 weeks with a 21 year old jive bunny.
Go for it ,it could be an eye opener .
 
Just been in the Everton forum and quickly came out again. They're all having a go a Allan now. We only have 2 decent midfielders at the club and he's one of them. Rumours of a loan move and nearly all are saying that's ok as long as we replace him. Who with FFS. Longstaff?
I thought he was a bit poor last game but still better than the rest of the midfielders .
 
That's class! I do hope your nephew agrees to go with you. It will be good for you both.
I do know there are thousands of people on the ships but you never know...small world and all that! My friends were quite late into cruising, only went on their first one about 8 years ago and now don't do any other kind of holiday. It's them, plus another couple we are friends with (heterosexual) and a gay friend of theirs ( who we've known for ages through them) that we are going with in October.
My most favourite holiday I've had was going to Majorca for one of them's 60th birthday. Nine gay blokes, me, husband and the other couple referred to above. I have never ever laughed so much in my life. Breakfast was ridiculous. Loud shouts of "I'm sitting on the straight table today" as they would come over, in the campest way possible, and sit with us. All done for effect!

I was very nervous of introducing my Mum and Dad to them when it was my daughter's first Communion. I wanted them to be there because we have been friends since I moved to the North east. So I told my staunch Catholic mother that she had to be nice and accepting as Jesus would have been. Why did I worry. Best mates all around, exchanged Christmas cards, even called in to see them when they were flying somewhere from Liverpool Airport. A few days after the Communion, my Mum rang me " I need to ask you something about x and y. Which one of them.." pause. OMG! What was she about to say. She finished the sentence with "does the cooking?" ?
My dear old mum came over and the guys from our last place came for a karaoke night ,when one dropped his pants to reveal union jack skids I looked at her by then he was gyrating and I am sure if she 30 years younger she might have tried to change his mind . We often mention this when we remember her ,a memory forever.
 

@jazzy When are you going on your cruise. Two of my mates are heading to the Caribbean next week with P & O Azora. So if that's your ship and you come across a gay couple, one Cockney, one from the north east say hello to them from me! ? ?
That's ours!

We go on Friday but you can also fly and get that ship on the Saturday.

I will be sure to say hello to them.

Tell them to look out for a Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman look a like couple ...lol
 
Just been in the Everton forum and quickly came out again. They're all having a go a Allan now. We only have 2 decent midfielders at the club and he's one of them. Rumours of a loan move and nearly all are saying that's ok as long as we replace him. Who with FFS. Longstaff?
I was astonished to see that we are open to loan offers for him Fred. Presumably to make room for that world beater Longstaff who can't get a game at Newcastle.

Honestly you couldn't make this rubbish up.
 
These are a Scouse band aren't they, this was the 95 cup song if I remember rightly

They are indeed a scouse band T, renowned for being Evertonians. I saw the lead singer, Peter Hooton, in town one night. I was with a mate of mine, John Hines, who used to look after the mascots at Goodison on match days. John is one of those breed of scousers that literally everyone knows. Peter Hooton stopped to chat with him, and after he'd gone I said to John, he's a good blue isn't he. No he's an absolute mad RS. Was never quite as fond of them afterwards. lol
 
They are indeed a scouse band T, renowned for being Evertonians. I saw the lead singer, Peter Hooton, in town one night. I was with a mate of mine, John Hines, who used to look after the mascots at Goodison on match days. John is one of those breed of scousers that literally everyone knows. Peter Hooton stopped to chat with him, and after he'd gone I said to John, he's a good blue isn't he. No he's an absolute mad RS. Was never quite as fond of them afterwards. lol
Keith is a massive blue. Peter is a red.
Good little interview this as well if you like that sort of thing.

 

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