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Made you a cake Anj...
 


I'll be going down to Speke late on the Saturday afternoon to meet up with a few of the football lads at the Dunnies club. Also, I;m not sure, but I'm guessing that the wake for Peter's funeral will also be at the Dunnies Club (The old Fox pub) on the Wednesday.
Yep my old local the Fox, my mates sister in law runs the Dunnies club, have a beer for me ?
 
In Peterborough an “old boy/girl” is a young boy/girl. My “old boy” means my son. On holiday in Derbyshire Mr G. got into a conversation in a pub regarding the nuisance caused by “old boys” careering round on skateboards. Confusion reigned as the locals thought he was talking about old men, not youths.lol
In my youth, I once went on a date with a girl from Yorkshire. I'd had a really bad day and mentioned to her I had a cob on earlier. For anyone from Liverpool or the surrounding area, cob on meant annoyed or in a mood, but I wasn't aware that in parts of Yorkshire it meant erection.

I still remember the startled look on her face when she thought the anticipation of our date had made me highly aroused.
 
In my youth, I once went on a date with a girl from Yorkshire. I'd had a really bad day and mentioned to her I had a cob on earlier. For anyone from Liverpool or the surrounding area, cob on meant annoyed or in a mood, but I wasn't aware that in parts of Yorkshire it meant erection.

I still remember the startled look on her face when she thought the anticipation of our date had made me highly aroused.
Well I hope you don't get a cob on with Anj on her birthday. ;)
 
I'm getting really annoyed with the Sky reports on Digne. It's now continuously being reported as if he has manufactured a move because he doesn't want to play for us. It really gives me a cob on.

I can't remember a transfer window like it in recent years. Every player linked away is one of my favourite players. And every player linked with coming here I really really don't want. The whole thing is like a bad nightmare.
 
Horrible stressful work day just over and I will be glad to see it gone. Time for a walk now, baked potato with chilli filling and then an early night.

Hope you all had a better day than I had.

Still, I had one good laugh today as a friend told me how her 2 year old insists on wearing a mask when out. The Mum has now resorted to greeting complete strangers with the expression ‘It’s not my fault, she won’t take it off’.

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