2021/22 Michael Keane

[Toast]

Nice to see him back in training again today..

 

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Lol

Lamps: "Bill, it's Frank. Kegger's heads gone. Needs a lift. Could you sort him out with an award or something like you do with kids in primary school who just turn up so they don't get upset?"

Blue Bill: "I got just the thing..."

 

[Collyman]

So, you're saying Everton needed a pragmatic, defensive minded, hoof merchant of a manager to get us out of the situation that a pragmatic, defensive, minded, hoof merchant of a manager put us in?

No ta very much giulem ballbag, been there done that - you go back to your chum tapastits and talk about the good old days destroying Everton, we will be alright with Fronk.

Get Benitez out of your head mate, I haven’t even mentioned we should have kept him. I said we should have gone down a different route till end of season. Were you any good at comprehension at school?

 

[lancs blue]

My name is Michael Keane and I'm a footballer

Not many people know that

 

[MikeH72]

He actually phoned Gareth Southgate up to ask him why he had been dropped, he must think he's beckenbaur.

Did this happen?

 

[Zatara]

Did this happen?

Yes.

 

[MikeH72]

Yes.

I genuinely hope Southgate just laughed his bollocks off, hung up and never contacted him ever again.

 

[Zatara]

I genuinely hope Southgate just laughed his bollocks off, hung up and never contacted him ever again.

Its a shame as that brought an end to the time we could have got our money back for him.

 

[DanEFC92]

Did this happen?

Keane called Southgate to find out why he wasn't in his last squad

Everton defender Michael Keane has revealed he called Gareth Southgate to find out why he'd been left out of the last England squad as he eyes a late run for Euro 2020.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Littlesue]

Did this happen?

I think it was other way round, Southgate would do it before the team leaked to press.

 

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Keane called Southgate to find out why he wasn't in his last squad

Everton defender Michael Keane has revealed he called Gareth Southgate to find out why he'd been left out of the last England squad as he eyes a late run for Euro 2020.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Didn't Godfrey and Ben White then get call ups over him?

 

[Efcjake]

An absolute shambles of a defender.

Anyone making excuses for him should hang their heads in shame.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Keane called Southgate to find out why he wasn't in his last squad

Everton defender Michael Keane has revealed he called Gareth Southgate to find out why he'd been left out of the last England squad as he eyes a late run for Euro 2020.

www.dailymail.co.uk

There's no way he called him himself. He'll have got his mum to ring up while he hid trembling under the stairs with his fingers in his ears.

 

[Sadken]

Best goal scorer we’ve got…..that volley for Spurs…..

And the way he took the ball in his stride for the Norwich goal,textbook .

 

[NathDogg]

Get Benitez out of your head mate, I haven’t even mentioned we should have kept him. I said we should have gone down a different route till end of season. Were you any good at comprehension at school?

Go on then, director of hoofball collywobbles, which footballing luminary would you have appointed instead of Lampard, on this different route of yours that "we" should have taken?


Dogleash?
Woy Hodgson?
Brenda Bodger's?
Piss goblin Sammy?
Houliers ghost?