2022/23 Michael Keane

[NathDogg]

Getting his arse handed to him by the blue Wkd powered pensioner Albert Steptoe is a new low for Keane.

Bullied and targeted by the opposition every week due to his technical and mentality failings, he just can’t be our first choice cb and is a massive blind spot for the manager.

The straight long ball over the top does him at least 5 times a match - it’s like he forgets what he’s doing and that he’s supposedly a central defender in the premier league.

The mental fortitude of a wet cornflake.

 

[Terrarian]

Just the 2 conceded again, solid as a rock. possibly the worst centre back I have seen, certainly up there with Alcaraz.

 

[kiss the crest]

He is costing us points every week that will cost us, with him in the team we will always have to chase games.

As others have said, he is deliberately getting targeted every game whilst every man and his dog can see apart from the clown who picks him, he will be picked fir the Brighton game and will get rinsed, then City by which time our goal difference will mean we will need an extra 2 points over our rivals

 

[neil999]

Hi guys I'm in the process of making a michael Keane voodoo doll,it's coming along very nicely and I've made a lovely version of his stupid face,completely gormless! I'm having trouble with the encantation tho,any dark lords/warlocks(level 4 and over obvs)than can assist?

 

[Jamiednm]

There was an instance last night where he played a ball to one of our midfielders who wasn’t even facing the ball (Doucoure I think). It bounced off his heels and immediately created a Leicester chance.

Such carelessness and lack of professionalism.

 

[GP_Monty]

Dyche's persistence with this utter dope will be the death of all of us.

 

[ultra]

I especially enjoyed him pointing out to the ref exactly where the ball hit him on his arm.

 

[Nymzee]

No other defender in the league concedes that penalty because no other defender in the league runs with his arms out like a he's doing ballet.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

No other defender in the league concedes that penalty because no other defender in the league runs with his arms out like a he's doing ballet.

I liked the bit where he pointed on his arm to the ref to tell him it wasn't hand ball

 

[Dixieslaces]

His continued selection is beyond inexplicable.
If it carries on it will cost Dyche his job.

And More Importantly, our Prem Status, could give no f's on Dyche, his tactics are baffling!

 

[only_sleeping]

Was Coady really that bad in the few matches before Keane replaced him?

I didn’t think so at the time, he definitely wasn’t this bad.

 

[Fralahna]

I especially enjoyed him pointing out to the ref exactly where the ball hit him on his arm.

"How can it be handball when it hit my arm?"

 

[MACCA75]

Fans need to start singing Yerry Mina’s name.

 

[Harryflashman]

Was Coady really that bad in the few matches before Keane replaced him?

I didn’t think so at the time, he definitely wasn’t this bad.

Well both the evidence of statistics and Keane’s subsequent performances suggest not .

 

[nsno-chris]

It’s a good message that this sends to the rest of the squad and fills them with confidence. They are disposable but good old Michael, regardless of how utterly useless he is, will be first on the team sheet