2022/23 Michael Keane

[EFCthechosenone]

In the bin

 

[NathDogg]

We loaned branthwaite out to play this fella.

Branthwaite walks into this team, but even if he stays I don’t think Dyche would play him.

 

[Johnniepk]

Getting his arse handed to him by the blue Wkd powered pensioner Albert Steptoe is a new low for Keane.

Bullied and targeted by the opposition every week due to his technical and mentality failings, he just can’t be our first choice cb and is a massive blind spot for the manager.

The straight long ball over the top does him at least 5 times a match - it’s like he forgets what he’s doing and that he’s supposedly a central defender in the premier league.

The mental fortitude of a wet cornflake.

Couldn't have put it any better

 

[Azza]

10 PL games - 20 goals conceded.

Oh and he started in the League Cup game against Bournemouth when we conceded 4 goals.

 

[nsno-chris]

He’s going to retire here, isn’t he.

1 week away from him getting booted out of this club for good and Lampard couldn’t string a couple of wins together to see it through

‘Kinell

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

We really can't risk having him against Brighton and City. Will be turned inside out.

 

[deipnosophist]

Hate to make re-mention of this, but Snail Keane's debilitating propensities toward homesickness are manifestly evident. Snail misses Burnley; you can see, and feel his ache...and no teenage-stained, crusted mattress from his family home bedroom, sent him by his Ma, to sleep on in his Merseyside gaff, is any longer going to band-aid this gaping wound of angst-ridden reality.

It's a rum do

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

First goal got drawn towards the ball when it went back across the box and left his man at the back post, thought that was poor.

Second goal, not on him and very little he could do once we turn the ball over in the centre of the pitch with all of our midfield ahead of the ball and to Madison of all people.

Overall felt we defended quite well other than a spell in the second half.

 

[allen]

I don't mind Keane. He is what he is.

I do, however, very much mind Dyche's attitude towards him.

It's like he wanted an excuse to get his Burnley centre backs in, and now he has them he's not letting go - come what may.

 

[liamefc91]

Looks like its the hill dyche is willing to die on

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

I love how he actually told the Ref where the ball hit, which is classed as handball, the utter weapon.

Honestly.

 

[kenada_blue]

We loaned branthwaite out to play this fella.

Branthwaite walks into this team, but even if he stays I don’t think Dyche would play him.

We didn't. Lamps loaned him to play Coady, Mina, Tarko, Godfrey, Holgate...and punt Keane in Jan

 

[Axlswhk]

He did the same last season, mistakes after mistakes that cost us point. I lost count but I believe he cost us 5 to 10 points last season.

The same for the season before. If we calculate the lost of price money for the position drop due to his mistakes. It would be 20 to 30m over a few seasons. We might even escape ffp punishment if we sell him 3 seasons ago.

We are in this mess partly because of him and we are definitely struggling to climb out of bottom 3 because of him.

 

[Blue 1]

He is an utter wagon. Our defence has gone to absolute shat since he walked back into the team.

I can't for the life of my get why Coady or Mina aren't playing. A fit Mina is the best defender we have, and he scores, too.

 

[allen]

Looks like its the hill dyche is willing to die on

I liked Ped's modification of that sentiment on Twitter: