2023/24 Michael Keane

[Curtis]

Best part of wolves game was seeing his ventriloquist dummy looking face on the bench

 

[StDomingosGringo]

He’s now most likely forth choice until Godfrey proves he’s more useless. Gotta take the small positives.

 

[Toffeepot]

He’s now most likely forth choice until Godfrey proves he’s more useless. Gotta take the small positives.

Moyes still looking for a CB after Maguire turned them down?
Maguire Light for a few quid less
He'll linger though won't he!?

 

[Terrarian]

He's the poster boy of our terrible recruitment. Been here all of Moshiri's reign hasn't he and stunk the place out, yet getting countless chances under different managers. His confidence is gone and wasn't great to begin with. He's a bonafide liability these days.

I wish we could offload him, he's been a huge part of our decline.

 

[Curtis]

Im always bemused when I remember that he was a man united academy product. Unlike the class of 92 I can guarantee the year he came through will never be mentioned in positive light

 

[Terrarian]

 

[Bluebonic]

Moyes still looking for a CB after Maguire turned them down?
Maguire Light for a few quid less
He'll linger though won't he!?

Like an eggy fart in a lift!

 

[Eggs]

Im always bemused when I remember that he was a man united academy product. Unlike the class of 92 I can guarantee the year he came through will never be mentioned in positive light

….the vast majority of United Academy products won’t have a career in the game. Keane will be a success story.

 

[Curtis]

….the vast majority of United Academy products won’t have a career in the game. Keane will be a success story.

Valid point he was able to forge a career when making that transition is extremely challenging and with very little talent along the way

 

[COYBL25]

It always dashs my hopes, when I see his thread reappear and it isn`t impending news of his departure.

 

[Curtis]

It always dashs my hopes, when I see his thread reappear and it isn`t impending news of his departure.

You're just not being realistic with yourself when you have those thoughts. Jk

 

[davids]

He's the poster boy of our terrible recruitment. Been here all of Moshiri's reign hasn't he and stunk the place out, yet getting countless chances under different managers. His confidence is gone and wasn't great to begin with. He's a bonafide liability these days.

I wish we could offload him, he's been a huge part of our decline.

England international dontcha know.

 

[heatmeiser]

He's going to get a lucrative coaching offer with us when he retires isn't he?

 

[Toffeelover]

That guy should have played Reacher not little 'un.

 

[Zatara]

I know this will get laughed out of town
but considering, strikers aside, none of the first team are capable of scoring goals,
Would there be any sense in putting Keane in a defensive midfield position?
I think Gana has been poor for all 3 games.
I think the sensible thing is to push Onana deeper, drop Doucore back and play Iwobi at 10 but keane can score and it is handy to have him in and around the box when we're attacking/set pieces.
Is he anywhere near good enough to play DM?

yea, It's probably a terrible idea but his mistakes seem to be of the last ditch kind.
Maybe if he's sitting in front of the center backs.
And he's the only one who had the ball in the net this season.

Ok, cant believe I've thought about this for a good 15 mins,
I'll give it a rest now lol

If you had put tiny font at the end saying it was a joke i think that your post may have won some kind of award.

2 years on his, Godfrey and Holgates deals.

My concern is solely who will buy all three next summer.