Michy Batshuayi

[barneygumble]

That Mail article is inaccurate at best.

It's only stating what we already know, and staying it wrong. "Dortmund and Arsenal are linked...", you mean the player has said he'd like to go there. £6.7m release fee, but no bid etc...
But when we do, well loan him to anderlecht, but if we haven't made contact, how is that a stumbling block? The fella who wrong the piece has deffo been on Grand Old Team and plucked his article from here
Cracking effort daily fail.

 

[ijjysmith]

 

[blue4eva77]

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[tommye]

brilliant.


*doffs cap

 

[Toffeelover]

Is there any solid info anywhere to show we have been eyeing up Michy? or is it just journo talk?

 

[robolundgren]

Also on the wiki:

On 14th January 2014, Batshuayi agreed a long-term deal at Everton after agreeing personal terms and Standard Lège accepting a £7m bid, which was his previous release clause. HE Has now signed a contract with twix chocolate bar evertons new sponsor for 2015 after Mexican billionaire Jose Gossoss put a £400 million bid in for Everton fc

 

[BoysInBlue]

Where's the Twix money, Bill?

 

[slimspek]

He has never played for the senior NT. He needs to keep playing well in the coming months to have a chance to make the WC squad. he already isnt very popular with the NT manager after he was suspended for having prostitutes on his hotelroom the night before an important u-21 game. Playing second fiddle to Lukaku pretty much ruins his chance to be in the WC squad

Wait what? Drenthe 2.0?

 

[BlueToff]

He has never played for the senior NT. He needs to keep playing well in the coming months to have a chance to make the WC squad. he already isnt very popular with the NT manager after he was suspended for having prostitutes on his hotelroom the night before an important u-21 game. Playing second fiddle to Lukaku pretty much ruins his chance to be in the WC squad

 

[Member8]

http://www.voetbalkrant.com/nl/nieuws/lees/2013-03-26/batshuayi-en-cisse-betrapt-met-call-girls-op-afzondering
Yea he was suspended for 6 months.

He has a history of bad behaviour, Anderlecht kicked him out because of being insubordinate. At Standard he was repeatedly punished for breaking the rules and disrespecting trainers etc

 

[Goat]

Current club Wigan B

On 14th January 2014, Batshuayi agreed a long-term deal at Everton after agreeing personal terms and Standard Lège accepting a £7m bid, which was his previous release clause. In his first interview since joining Everton he said he was looking forward to smashing lonely housewives with sylvan "the milkman" distin and robbing cats and ponys to put in post boxes to send to santa every st paricks day , he also stated he would love to smash dwarfs with lazy eyes and wooden legs with nine kids, he also said he would love to have piano key teeth like ronaldinhos autistic twenty second cousin.


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[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Current club Wigan B

On 14th January 2014, Batshuayi agreed a long-term deal at Everton after agreeing personal terms and Standard Lège accepting a £7m bid, which was his previous release clause. In his first interview since joining Everton he said he was looking forward to smashing lonely housewives with sylvan "the milkman" distin and robbing cats and ponys to put in post boxes to send to santa every st paricks day , he also stated he would love to smash dwarfs with lazy eyes and wooden legs with nine kids, he also said he would love to have piano key teeth like ronaldinhos autistic twenty second cousin.


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Hahaha, own up someone

 

[Kiwi]

"Everloan Athletic F.C"

 

[Kiwi]

After a DNA result on the Jeremy Kyle show it was revealed that Bathuayi was in fact the son of Lukaku, therefore living up to his billing of the "Next Lukaku". Both Romelu Lukaku and Batshuayi are set to enter a Career of Showbusiness as a father and son team, singing their hit single Bring Me Sunshine, with back up Vocals from Sylvain Distin, Tim Howard on the Drums, Leighton Baines on Lead Guitar and Ross Barkley on the Electric Keyboard

Haha this went up as well

 

[TrixyStevens]

Looool

After signing for the Merseyside outfit Batshuayi expressed his adoration for former World Cup winner and Everton player Marco Materazzi. He stated "I was always fond of Marco when I was a boy growing up on the back-streets of Brussels. I hope my Everton career somewhat emulates that of Marco's" Batshuayi describes himself as a "big geography fan" and says he loves reciting the capitals of the world. When asked what the capital of Papua New Guinea was by @Coach_Toni (former Athletics Coach of Jessica Ennis) Batshuayi responded promptly- answering Port Moresby which was correct.